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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    26 May 2021

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    Eternally-single Chuuya is dared by his friends to date someone. Chuuya eventually agrees, but adds a condition: if the guy he chooses breaks up with him within 10 days, it will suffice as proof that Chuuya’s not meant for dating and therefore his friends will stop nagging at him about his non-existent lovelife.

    Thinking that it’s an easy win, Chuuya chooses to date Dazai, his asshole childhood friend who’s known to be a serial womanizer.

    Chuuya... is very wrong.

    [a ‘how to lose a guy in 10 days’ university AU, ft: tsundere dorks in love]
    [edit: ch1 art from stella-san!!!!!!!!]

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    03 Dec 2020

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    Chuuya breathes.
    Dazai answers, “Yamashita Park.” Ding.

    (Kunikida despairs as he tallies yet another correct answer. “Just how are they doing this.”)
    (Lucy tugs at her braids as she sees the odd couple rack up points, frustrated and awed in equal measures. “What is wrong with Japan.”)

    (Or, the one where they play charades and everyone gets traumatized by soukoku’s level of telepathy.)

    [in Vietnamese!] [in Russian!] [in Chinese!] [in Spanish!]

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    03 Dec 2020

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    “You don’t have to sound so happy. It’s an insult.”

    “…you called me your boyfriend.”

    “It’s an insult. See this? This is a goddamn wedding ring. We’re already wed. Calling you my boyfriend is supposed to be a goddamn insult.”


    12/13/19 :: chapter 11 is posted! ♥

    [in Vietnamese!]

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    03 Dec 2020

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    Hoseok thinks that whatever higher power's out there must have it out for him. That's the only explanation as to why he's in this conference room with a tattooed, green-haired punk with too many piercings. And that's why the door won't open.

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    10 Jul 2017