14 Works by maladroids (chayabs)
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The lady at the gate didn't seem to think a bald man in cargo shorts and a Fu Manchu tee could be homosexual. Not at least by the way she stared Pat up and down. Pat thought that was pretty close-minded of her.
Or, Karl and Pat try to get free tickets to Disneyland.
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"You're the Best!": Tales from Sir Galahad and his knave, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Rockstardom and Love Salvation Army Casio Keyboards by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
05 Oct 2025
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Southern Fried Swing began in 1992, when Wilson and Koch would record countless songs while touring with Weezer throughout the '90s. These recordings were often done in hotel rooms and on buses, whilst also utilizing low-quality beginner keyboards acquired from thrift stores, Salvation Armys, and Radio Shacks. This combination of weirdness and low-quality equipment made for incredibly strange, yet unique songs.
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“I don’t-” He sighed, “I don’t feel the same way about her as I do you. It’s different.”
Brian blinked. “How, uh… How do you feel about me?”
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Brian blinked, rubbed his eyes, and wondered if he was still dreaming. For this was not his husband’s receding hair, crow’s feet, and thick moustache.
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Rivers shook his head. He needed to get a grip. So what, his bandmate was a shape-shifting alien? He needed to record an album.
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When he arrived back home, he picked up the keychain again—felt its smooth edges, brushed a thumb across the slightly raised curves of its face, and wondered what it could represent—when a man suddenly appeared in his living room.
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i can change (if it helps you fall in love) by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
23 Jul 2025
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It's 2003 and Rivers is trying to be better, but it's proving difficult without his right-hand man.
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there's no way around it (now i get off on the pain) by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
18 Jul 2025
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“Harder, Brian.” Rivers ordered. His voice was a low, velvety drawl. There was something sinister there, too—like watching shadows flicker across a rain-soaked alleyway, glossy black tar reflecting hazy streetlights.
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Each pairing was requested by my friends--thank you!
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the weezer polycule goes line dancing for a group date, things escalate both on and off the dance floor
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Rivers and Brian celebrate Rivers' 55th birthday while on tour in Europe.
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Mikey and Brian help each other with some things.
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control yourself (take only what you need from it) by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
06 Jun 2025
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learning new instruments is a lot more fun than brian expected.
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hurt worse than expected (i only think about you) by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
27 May 2025
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september 2001 in los angeles, and brian bell is having no fun