maladroids (chayabs)
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- Weezer (Band) (14)
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The lady at the gate didn't seem to think a bald man in cargo shorts and a Fu Manchu tee could be homosexual. Not at least by the way she stared Pat up and down. Pat thought that was pretty close-minded of her.
Or, Karl and Pat try to get free tickets to Disneyland.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,786
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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"You're the Best!": Tales from Sir Galahad and his knave, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Rockstardom and Love Salvation Army Casio Keyboards by maladroids (chayabs)
Fandoms: Weezer (Band)
05 Oct 2025
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Southern Fried Swing began in 1992, when Wilson and Koch would record countless songs while touring with Weezer throughout the '90s. These recordings were often done in hotel rooms and on buses, whilst also utilizing low-quality beginner keyboards acquired from thrift stores, Salvation Armys, and Radio Shacks. This combination of weirdness and low-quality equipment made for incredibly strange, yet unique songs.
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“I don’t-” He sighed, “I don’t feel the same way about her as I do you. It’s different.”
Brian blinked. “How, uh… How do you feel about me?”
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Brian blinked, rubbed his eyes, and wondered if he was still dreaming. For this was not his husband’s receding hair, crow’s feet, and thick moustache.
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Rivers shook his head. He needed to get a grip. So what, his bandmate was a shape-shifting alien? He needed to record an album.
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that's just straight up beautiful, by the way by fleshy
Fandoms: Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020)
17 Jun 2024
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"No, that's-that's alright, I, uh." Charlie won't look at him. "I think, uh, maybe we should — maybe we should just, y'know, pretend last night didn't happen."
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24 Nov 2025
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the google doc was titled 'pim's questionable taste in men'
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23 Nov 2025
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Pim and Charlie get locked in the office overnight.
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19 Nov 2025
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After volunteering himself to accompany Pim to his sister's wedding, Charlie is forced to face some feelings he's been trying hard not to think about.
Obviously, this goes well and he doesn't do anything stupid.
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- Part 1 of (in my own way)
Bookmarked by maladroids (chayabs)
13 Nov 2025
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isn't it midnight (on the other side of the world) by simplymellifluous
Fandoms: oneyplays, sleepycabin, Video Blogging RPF, newgrounds - Fandom
01 Aug 2023
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"No, man. Go back to your roots. Look at those little, starting texts you had with him. I’m sure they’re fucking terrible and cringe and disgusting. That’s where you find how close you really are. That’s your collective... existence, the weirdness that brought you together."
Mick senses Zach’s interest, "Just try it. Scan your Newgrounds account. Sure you’ll find some weird shit." Zach hangs up the phone hastily, not wasting a second of analytical solitude and deliberation inside himself.
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Zach Hadel takes this advice a bit too far and learns a little too much about himself, Chris, and the ties that bind them.Bookmarked by maladroids (chayabs)
09 Nov 2025