cherotonin
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potion seller, i want only your strongest by cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jul 2026
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He’s a Haravatat, Kaveh thinks with no small amount of disdain. And…a grandmother’s boy, two years his junior, with a green thumb; a master of his craft, who’s never walked anyone else through his tiny, enchanting gardens. Maybe, just maybe, it balances out.
Kaveh isn't going into battle or anything, so it's not like he needs the absolute strongest potions he can get his hands on. It's just, like, you know, the shopkeeper is kinda hot and funny, when he's not busy running the most pretentiously named alchemical brewery in existence. Kaveh has room in his budget for a visit every now and again. With coffee.
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smart/mean well, what's the difference? by cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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“I really thought they knew we were married,” Kaveh says mournfully that evening.
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- Part 2 of the university of sumeru city
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a trick of the light i've seen before by cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Feb 2025
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“Before you ask: I’m not so drunk as to lose my rational mind. You can test me on this if you wish. But I am going to do something impulsive that I'm not certain I would have done if I was one hundred percent sober.”
Kaveh swallows. “O-okay.”
“I think you know what it is,” Al-Haitham continues. He puts down his empty wine glass. “Do you want to stop me?”
Instead of answering, Kaveh puts a hand on his forearm. His skin is slightly damp, and under any other circumstances it would probably be unpleasant, but for now Al-Haitham is so gone on love and nostalgia and a little bit of Akademiya reserve wine that it just feels charming.
“Do it,” he whispers.
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i was bitten by a radioactive bird of paradise by cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Kaveh's learned a thing or two in the ten years since he first became the one and only Spider-Man. Sure, he gets lonely sometimes, but that's secondary to keeping his city safe. Safe from hooligans like Deadpool, whose eerie familiarity is matched only by his terrible personality and love for doing the bare minimum. That guy is bad news if Kaveh has ever seen it. If only they could stop running into each other.
Or, five encounters between Spider-Man and Deadpool on the streets of New York, and one unexpected reunion between Kaveh and a man he thought he'd never see again.
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quick wit but nothing good to say by cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Nov 2024
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Tighnari’s jaw snaps shut. They both watch in silence as Al-Haitham, ritual worshiper of the daily workplace routine, a transcendently habitual creature set in his ways since the moment he accepted this job offer, reaches thoughtlessly into his desk organizer for a pen and instead comes up with three-quarters of a pastel blue crayon.
Al-Haitham pauses. He looks down at the crayon in his hand; then, at the document he was about to sign. Next, he casts his gaze across the rest of his desk, where it lands on a sheet of scratch-n-sniff stickers in place of his post-its and a heart-shaped hole punch replacing his stapler. His hand visibly twitches.
I will get you, he mouths at Kaveh. Then he puts down the crayon and signs the phrase without breaking eye contact, just to be thorough.
Good luck, moron, Kaveh signs back. Then he blows a kiss.
Al-Haitham and Kaveh have a totally normal and mature workplace prank war of totally normal and mature proportions.
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- Part 1 of the university of sumeru city
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A series of (mostly) unrelated one-shots taking place in a modern setting where the Sumeru cast are all faculty/staff/students at a major research institution. If you like one, you'll probably like the others too because I am very predictable. Read in any order unless otherwise noted!
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The YouTube AU Cinematic Universe by carmen_machinae (unfathomableTortoise), cherotonin, unfathomableTortoise
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Dec 2022
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Morax and Barbatos and Ei are YouTubers. Well, Zhongli is a funeral parlor consultant and Venti is a lawyer and the Raiden Shogun is the crown jewel of Japan's idol industry, but, you know, they're on YouTube. They're YouTubers.
Just like Zhongli's boyfriend Childe who just moved out of the hype house where the rest of his esports team live, or Venti's friend Hu Tao who runs a meme channel in between performing funeral rites, or Hu Tao's friend Xiangling who does real-life versions of dishes from TV shows and video games that always end up off-topic.
Or that guy Diluc Ragnvindr with the wine tasting channel, or Albedo from Kreideprinz who does the science videos with his little sister and the hot guy with the non-medical eyepatch, or Amber from the National Parks Service who posts super wholesome dad jokes, or Ms. Ningguang from Jade Chamber Corporate Advising with the horribly boring videos on branding, or Beidou from Crux Cybersecurity who does the same thing but much cooler and funnier.
You know, like YouTubers.
(brainworms co-parented with the wonderful and horrible @carmen_machinae)
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this universe gave me a gift (of course, that gift was you) by cherotonin
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Nov 2019
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snippets of spideypools from my own particular headcanon universe, which is the typical brand of cherry-picked from various sources \o/ extremely tender in nature and prone to being endless schmoop, proceed with caution
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Alhaitham’s bedroom is destroyed in the attack. He and Kaveh start sleeping together.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Well,” is what Aglaea says at last. “This is certainly… a predicament.”
Her voice is as unreadable as ever, so it could mean anything from this is manageable to this is a disaster the likes of which the Flame-Chase Journey will never recover from. As things stand, Mydei is more inclined to believe the latter.
Beside them, Tribbie finally pops up from where she’s been studying their joined hands. “What Snowy said is true!” she proclaims in a voice far too cheerful for their current situation. “He and De are one hundred percent stuck to each other.”
While out on patrol, Mydei and Phainon get hit with a curse that binds their hands together.
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Bookmarked by cherotonin
12 Jul 2025
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Anaxa adopts a nine-year-old Phainon. It saves both of them from hitting rock bottom.
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Bookmarked by cherotonin
23 Jun 2025
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Kaveh flings himself onto the divan, and spreads out along it as far as he can go. He plasters on a smug smile. “Poetry? For leisure? I’m surprised someone as unromantic as you can appreciate and enjoy the finer intricacies of any stanza, let alone a collection like this.”
No response. No Alhaitham giving him an annoyed look and slowly inching away.
Kaveh frowns. He leans forward, feeling more than a little desperate.
“I actually did eat the last samosa,” he tells Alhaitham, very seriously and very truthfully.
Alhaitham doesn’t even twitch.
Kaveh falls victim to a curse. The results are not as transparent as he first thinks.
Bookmarked by cherotonin
09 Jun 2025
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Drink this to sober up. Please carefully review my attached documents regarding our unplanned sexual encounter last night. I believe I have touched on all important points. I will not field follow-up questions before 6.30p.m., so do not try.
Bookmarked by cherotonin
16 Jul 2024