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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
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04 May 2025
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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23 Apr 2025
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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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22 Apr 2025
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When Rio, America’s First Daughter, and Agatha, Britain’s Beloved Princess, get forced into a PR stunt to play nice, their fake friendship takes a very real (and very gay) turn. One that could shake two nations and completely rewrite the rules of love.
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10 Apr 2025
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Agatha stopped mid sentence, looking between Nicky and Rio in confusion. “Nicky, how do you know Rio?”
Nicky, completely unaware of any extra awkwardness, answered. “She’s my birth-mother.”
Agatha’s eyes widened as she looked between them again, and Rio knew what she was seeing— the same face shape, the same nose and cheeks and smile, the same eyes. Rio didn’t need a DNA test or paperwork to prove what she could easily see with her own eyes, and she could tell that Agatha didn’t either.
“Hi,” Rio said finally, though the greeting felt extremely inadequate as soon as it left her lips. But there wasn’t exactly a guidebook to this whole awkward situation.
What exactly do you say when the adoptive mother of your biological son is also the woman you fucked last Friday?
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09 Apr 2025
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get you where you wanna go, if you know what i mean by sobercatnip
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Rio’s first ride with Agatha and a random blonde was easily one of the wildest she’d had in four months of driving for Uber. The next few nights, Agatha hops in again, this time with a redhead, and Rio just figures it’s just a funny coincidence. But when Agatha shows up a third time with a brunette, Rio starts to suspect she’s accidentally starring in a lesbian remake of Serendipity. The only problem though? She’s pretty sure she’s not the one who’s supposed to fall in love.
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30 Mar 2025
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Prompt from @softagatha on Twitter: 'rio is a landscaper and agatha has inherited her dead mother's house in the middle of nowhere.'
Set in a town in Illinois that I randomly researched but won't be naming lmao.
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12 Feb 2025
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any little misstep, I’ll be at your doorstep by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Feb 2025
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“Rio,” Agatha breathes, the first name slipping out of her as if by accident.
Rio smiles, unable to help herself. “Miss me?”
Agatha’s face curves into an answering grin, predatory, a “yes” that she will never say aloud.
“Come to drop the lawsuit?” she asks instead.
“In your dreams,” Rio says.
“Oh, Agent Vidal, my dreams are far more interesting than that.”
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In the case of an individual held liable for refusal to pay their federal taxes, thus defrauding the federal government, a window of 90 days is given for the plaintiff to pay the amount owed, otherwise a hearing will commence. Results of the hearing may range from fines to a prison sentence.These are the 90 days in the case of The Internal Revenue Service vs. Agatha Harkness.
More or less.
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- Part 3 of death and taxes
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07 Feb 2025
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Public Bookmark 916
Mystery Work
Part of pyfim
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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07 Feb 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
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26 Jan 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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25 Jan 2025
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Rio has two sisters up in the cosmos, but they're not exactly on speaking terms.
A little familial trauma has never stopped Agatha.
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"You invited them over for dinner?"
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19 Jan 2025
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This can’t be happening, she thinks, loud and clear exactly as the need to run away.
And there, standing in the corner of the room, with a drumstick still behind her ear, walking toward her with a smirk stuck on her face, is Rio Vidal.---
Ten years have passed since Agatha left NYC (and her drummer girlfriend - Rio Vidal) to move to LA and pursue her dream to become a singer. Now, she's in desperate need to produce a new good album, while Rio's band in desperate need of a new singer.
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18 Jan 2025
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They say Rio is predictable. She’s cool, yes, and she’s confident, definitely, but she’s predictable. Reliable. You look at Rio, and you know exactly what to expect.
That ends with Agatha. And so does everything else.
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Not jealousy, not lust, but a secret third thing.
(Obsession. All-consuming, toxic, swallow-your-tongue obsession.)
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17 Jan 2025
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Somewhere Only We Know ~ A Professor AU by rioallalong_719
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.
What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?
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A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.
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- Part 1 of The Great Harkness-Vidal Love Story
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- 30/30
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16 Jan 2025
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Agatha scoffs, exasperated. “What’s happening here?”
“I’m attracted to you,” Rio says, monotone. “Do you really find that so hard to believe?”
“You stole my identity!” Agatha says, loud enough that the couple at the next table over turns to look at them. “Mind your own business!” Agatha snaps at them.
Rio tries to hide a laugh but fails, her head dipping forward and her long lashes brushing her cheeks. Agatha’s stomach does backflips.
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Or: Rio steals Agatha's identity and then falls in love with her. Agatha tries her damnedest not to fall in love back.
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13 Jan 2025
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i don’t wanna break it, just want it to bend (do you know how to bend?) by agatharioluvr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
15 Dec 2024
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"Were you touching my nose?" Agatha grumbled sleepily.
"Yeah." Rio answered honestly, and she immediately questioned why she'd gone for telling the truth, when a lie would've been easier.
"Freak."
"I'd love to ride it someday." She grinned, veering the conversation back to their phenomenal sex, as always.
"I can't believe I've been inside of you, weirdo." Agatha groaned, sitting up slightly.
"I've been inside of you too. Does that make you a double weirdo?"
OR, college academic rivals Agatha and Rio...
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12 Jan 2025
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stripper rio + jen’s famously hot friend agatha
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12 Jan 2025
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))
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09 Jan 2025
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Señor Scratchy has been experiencing cold symptoms and like the good pet mom she is, Agatha rushes him to the only vet open on a Sunday. Unfortunately for her, the vet on staff happens to be Rio, her ex that she hasn't seen since they split. Agatha has no choice but to endure the visit for the sake of Scratchy.
She never expected that the feelings she had tried to so hard to suppress would resurface during the exchange.
Bookmarked by chickletjoy
09 Jan 2025