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- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- Daredevil (TV) (1)
- The Punisher (TV 2017) (1)
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a small Drabble based on a dream I had!
Chloe comforts her daughter, Trixie, after she found out Lucifer is the Devil.
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Die Verwandlung by puerile (clammy)
Fandoms: Suicide Squad (2016), Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2018
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When Doctor Harleen Quinzel was assigned her newest patient, she thought she was as prepared as could be, having worked two years as a civilian therapist and almost another two at Arkham Asylum.
But is she really ready to handle her most notorious patient yet?
Is he ready for her?
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- Part 1 of Game of Clowns
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reflection, noun: serious thought or consideration
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"But see broken bones always seem to mend."
The Devil's Tears - Angus & Julia Stone"I look to you when I see nothing. I look to you to see truth."
With Wings - Amy Stroup -
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Stiles couldn't explain how this similarity between the two of them felt more like a connection.
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Game of Clowns by puerile (clammy)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Suicide Squad (2016)
02 Sep 2018
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Tropical Shirts and Telling Stories by Blue_Disco_Lights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Shameless (US), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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It’s the All-Star game weekend and Ilya just can’t see a way forward. Some insights from a stranger at the hotel bar may be just what he needs.
Bookmarked by puerile (clammy)
25 Jan 2026
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can't have you now (not like before) by beetlesandstars, Junks_food, kryptonian
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Shane picks up on the third ring.
“What?”
Ilya closes his eyes, humiliation twisting his gut. Still, though, it’s nice to hear his voice. His shoulders sag a little. “Hollander?”
“I don’t–” Shane sighs, long and heavy. “Why are you calling?”
Why is he calling? Ilya couldn’t answer. Not in any way that makes sense, anyway.
Voice wobbling, Ilya says, “I am sorry.” He inhales, breath hitching horribly. “Was mistake.”
On the other line, Shane goes quiet. Then, shuffling around, he says, “What’s going on, Rozanov?”
Or: Ilya calls Shane in the middle of the night, and against his better judgment, Shane comes to find him.
Series
- Part 6 of cjo + hr
Bookmarked by puerile (clammy)
25 Jan 2026
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You Have (81) Unread Messages by Ravenesta
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Or: the WAG Ilya thing.
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Bookmarked by puerile (clammy)
22 Jan 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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Bookmarked by puerile (clammy)
09 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This was everything I never knew I needed. BEAUTIFUL!!! I could cry right now, I just love the character development and this fun spin on Hollanov 🥹😭
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The Bench Bay by hotpocketss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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“You know,” Ilya adds, like he’s continuing a casual thought, “Hotel was good idea. It’s warm, no ice, no… audience.”
Shane’s grip tightens on the strap of his bag, but he still doesn’t respond. He keeps skating, eyes fixed ahead, pretending the words don’t land even as heat crawls back up his neck.
“But no,” he continues, clearly enjoying himself. “You choose rink, very bold.”
“Fuck off,” Shane exhales through his nose.
Ilya keeps talking as they slow near the boards, skating lazy circles around Shane like he has nowhere else to be. “Next time,” he says mildly, like he’s already planned it, “We use a hotel. I promise, much less… scandal.”
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Shane and Ilya get freaky on the ice, LIKE LITERALLY on the ice during the All Star Game week.
Bookmarked by puerile (clammy)
07 Jan 2026

