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Dean seeks comfort in women's magazines. But that's his secret, nobody else's.
A double drabble.
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According to the latest issue of The Rolling Stone, with the help of an internet connection, you– yes, you— in the year of our lord 2005 can order anything from the latest White Stripes album to the rarest Leadbelly record straight from the net! Naturally, your boyfriend Dean is starstruck. But when you decide to shop for braiding hair online, the fresh flood of options options options starts to feel a little like drowning.
(Please heed the tags. This is a Dean Winchester x Black Female Reader fic! I'd encourage anyone curious to read, but please remember who the target audience is.)
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But I'm Not Even Like, There Yet! by clarice_starling
Fandoms: Class of '09 (Visual Novel)
11 Aug 2025
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“I found this in your room, Jecka,” sighed Dad, unrolling a large t.A.T.u. poster, “this just isn’t appropriate…”
“I’ve had that since like…2003, and I'm not even— I mean— they’re not even real lesbians—"
Miss Lynn shook her head, “It’s gay iconography, Jessica.”
“No, they’re like...Russian…”
“Russians can also struggle with homosexuality. It's more common than you might think,” hummed Miss Lynn, “Remember, the Russians did win last year’s Eurovision…”
Jecka's straight…probably. Her Dad sends her to 'True Directions' (the semi-local gay conversion camp) anyway. Nicole, a fellow camper with a lightning tongue, shows her exactly why she's there.
Inspired by the movie 'But I'm A Cheerleader.'
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Flowers for Izumi by clarice_starling
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Jul 2025
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Rohan and Izumi won't talk about their feelings. Izumi's much too oblivious, and Rohan is much too...Rohan.
So, like the very mature adults they are, they talk about flowers instead.
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When John bought a TV, he hadn’t exactly expected Sherlock to be the sort to ‘cosy in’ for an evening of Gavin & Stacy with Mrs Hudson and a dessert plate of custard creams. But, honestly? He hadn’t exactly expected...this either.
Inspired by the line “I shouldn’t have gotten you into crappy TV”
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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11 Jul 2026
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John is a minor lord. His sons are as different as possible.
Dean Winchester, knight and man's-man.
Sam Winchester, lord and scholar. Delicate. More like a woman than a man, or so John thinks.When Dean hears of Sam's arranged marriage, he's not best pleased. And he knows just what he has to do to stop it.
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21 Jun 2026
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Subbed and sat. There r some dictation issues but the premise is too intriguing to miss.
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Tumblr has seen fit to change its TOS policies regarding "adult" content, and unfortunately that means a lot of the intimate illustrations I've done over the years are no longer allowed. AO3 will now be the new home for these fan drawings.
Generally everything in this set is MSR, unless otherwise indicated. Please do *NOT* share or post these drawings elsewhere.
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11 Mar 2026
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Here’s the thing about Tyler Durden:
Tyler fucks like a porn star. Tyler fucks like it’s an Olympic sport, and he’s a five-time gold medallist. Tyler fucks like a well-oiled machine, which may or may not be a metaphor in this instance. Tyler fucks like a god.
And Tyler never, ever holds back.
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04 Mar 2026
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Mr. White explains the chemistry and, for once, Jesse's listening.