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Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.
The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.
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11 Sep 2025
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mission parameters by shipyrds
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 May 2023
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"Bruce." Clark turns towards him, leaning back against a bank of consoles. "We're not actually going undercover. We don't need an elaborate backstory– if anything, it'll be harder to keep straight. It doesn't have to be complicated." He spreads his hands. "Here's a story: we're members of the same elite fighting force. After years of saving each other's lives in the field, we fell in love. That's it."
Bruce swallows past the almost-truth of it. In Clark's warm smooth radio voice, it sounds plausible. It sounds like something that could happen.
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Bruce and Clark pretend to be married for diplomatic reasons. When they return to Earth, things are a little different.- Language:
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10 Sep 2025
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Creation of a Bond by BatShitCrazy
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCAU - Fandom
13 May 2018
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Everyone knows the Bat of Gotham works alone. He’s standoffish to the League and won’t let metas into his City.
When Superman can’t prevent Batman from being seriously injured, he feels responsible.
How does a lone Bat expect to recover without help?
Superman is determined to give support and that’s where the real battle, to see beyond Batman’s masks, begins.
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09 Sep 2025
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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08 Sep 2025
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Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DC Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2017
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Clark Kent is a professor at the same university as Bruce Wayne. Not that it matters, because Bruce doesn't really speak with his co-workers - they're there to work with, not befriend. That is, until Clark and Bruce are assigned to teach a class together in the fall, and start spending more and more time together, and Bruce starts to realize, maybe, he just might need a friend - and maybe, he just might need something else, something Clark-specific.
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08 Sep 2025