coffee_loving_hermit
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- Batman - All Media Types (7)
- Danny Phantom (4)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (1)
- DCU (1)
- DCU (Comics) (1)
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There is nothing more concerning than hearing a phone ring when it shouldn't, nothing more painful than to hear than a loved one in pain and being unable to help them, nothing more devastating than watching a parent fall apart as you watch on from the sidelines feeling suffocated by dread.
Or: Buck calls Eddie to tell him Bobby died, but Chris picks up the phone instead
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The Young Die Good by coffee_loving_hermit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2024
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It's been nine days since he was brought back to life due to the Chaos Shard. Nine days of drowning silence from Richard. Nine days filled with joy shared by his family at his newfound lease on life, but Damian would have to be blind to not be aware of the hidden edges of the blades in the shadows of their smiles. Something is being kept from him and that something has to do with Richard's absence. A something that Damian will not accept, cannot accept.
Going out in Gotham as Robin it seems as though the city is as uneasy and weary as he is. As if his death was just the first experience of the eyewall of a hurricane, and their time within the quiet eye of the storm is rapidly ending. Slowly becoming aware of a hidden guillotine hanging high above their necks with a rotting rope, he digs for the truth until his hands bleed. A Batman without a Robin is dangerous, but a Robin without a Batman is a disaster.
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The Fentons: An Overnight Nuclear Family by coffee_loving_hermit
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
05 Jul 2024
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I wrote this series during a bad time in my life and every time I try to write it again I remember it all. I'm sorry 💙
Danny’s been back from the trip to Gotham for almost two weeks now. After what happened he thought that he was going to get a lecture of a lifetime about getting into stranger’s cars but so far the only thing that’s happened is Mom coddling him and doing all the housework. Meanwhile Dad, the family’s mother hen, is ignoring him at best and at worst is passive aggressive while spending more and more time down in the basement ‘working’. Not to mention that Jazz seems to forget that he exists to the point of literally walking through him. It’s when she bumps into him that it’s as if she suddenly remembers that he exists and is back to normal until the conversation stops. Then it’s like he’s invisible to her again.
It doesn’t help that everyone in Amity, except for his classmates and Mr. Lancer, is acting like this is how it’s always been for the Fentons. His mom being a typical housewife, his dad working all the time, and Jazz caring more about her studies and friends to the point of forgetting about him. It’s been driving him crazy on how his family is suddenly acting like they’re from the 1950s!
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- Part 2 of Delayed Reaction Time
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Down the Coast Lay the Remains of My Old Life by coffee_loving_hermit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), Nightwing (Comics)
11 Jun 2024
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Three things is what lead to Neal opening up about his family and his past to his coworkers.
1. A now closed court case that hit a little to close to home
2. More alcohol than he should have drunk
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A City Who Doesn't Sleep by coffee_loving_hermit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
07 Jun 2024
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Danny came here to Gotham for a good time and is instead being woken up by the Lady Gotham at 4 o’clock in the morning. Danny decidedly doesn’t have a good time and it's also way to early in the morning to have a heart attack.
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- Part 3 of Flyaways
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A bunch of canon and noncanon ficlets to It's a Reflex
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Delayed Reaction Time by coffee_loving_hermit
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
05 Jul 2024
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This is the main line of the series!
I got the name of this series from well . . . everyone apparently not having good enough reflexes to catch the brain cell except Tim. But Duke caught the common sense so it doesn't even matter all that much. Not to mention that I forgot to put this series up when I made the Flyaway series 💀
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Major Trouble by i_cant_believe_it_s_not_grimdark
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
12 Feb 2026
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A brief excerpt from the Cain archive where Kasteen and Cain take care of a wounded Major Broklaw
Bookmarked by coffee_loving_hermit
18 Mar 2026
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The Adventures of Big Talon and Little Talon. by Ispotteddumuss
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
23 Aug 2024
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“Beware the Court of Owls,
that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowy perch,
behind granite and lime.
They watch you at your health,
they watch you in your bed,
speak not a whispered word of them or they'll send the Talon for your head.”Jason would like a one Talon please. No, not the Other Talon. He wants the Little Talon. The one with yellow green eyes. The short one. You know the one that chirps. No, he's not turning into his Father, he swears.
Little Talon doesn't know what he wants but he knows this new Big Talon is good.
(It takes a bit to get to Big Talon and Little Talon part. It starts mostly just Little Talon. Like a while. We got there though but takes a bit.)
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Bookmarked by coffee_loving_hermit
17 Mar 2026
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There’s a teddy in Soap’s bed; a beaten-up, old brown bear. Well-loved, if the state of the fur is any indication. Ghost lets out a choked laugh, mostly at his own expense. He wishes he was there, suddenly, wishes he was by Johnny’s side as he walked through the doorway and realised that his childhood room was waiting for him like a time capsule. Wishes he got to see the embarrassed scrunch of his face, the way the tips of his ears would flush red.
Soap has a whole second life, outside of the SAS. He’s got a mother, and a poorly-decorated bedroom, and a bear. All Ghost has is a flat that will be the same it is today as it will be the day he dies, like he was never even here at all.
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28 Feb 2026
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Soap doesn’t remember the ambush outside Prague. He doesn’t remember the medevac, the surgery, or the two weeks he spent in a coma. What he does remember is Ghost’s face when he wakes, sitting at his bedside like he hasn’t moved in days.
Turns out, Ghost’s been listed as his “next of kin.” Which is strange, because Soap doesn’t remember marrying his lieutenant, either. However, hospitals only allow family to stay overnight, and Ghost wasn’t about to leave.
Now, as Soap learns to walk again, Ghost helps him eat, move, and stay awake. It’s supposed to be just for practicality and convenience.
But there’s nothing practical about the way Ghost looks at him or the way Soap looks back.
Recovery is messy. So is pretending not to care.
Or: Soap survives the gunshot, and Ghost pretends to be his husband so he can take care of him
Bookmarked by coffee_loving_hermit
24 Feb 2026
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20 Feb 2026