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    “Whizzer Brown is a baseball player.” Marvin realizes faintly, surprised he’s able to get that much out.

    “But we don’t like him,” Jason tells him hurriedly, “We’re for the other team.” After a pause, he squints at Marvin’s stricken face, “What’s wrong with you?”

     

    I had sex with him in the men’s bathroom last night.

     

    “Nothing,” Marvin persists with a cough, rubbing the back of his neck, “It’s just the, uh—the pitcher’s very…handsome.”
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    Turns out, having sex with a stranger in the bathroom of a seedy bar while chaperoning a little league trip to a professional baseball game can have some pretty complicated consequences.

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    29 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    When Quackity's flight back to Las Vegas gets canceled, he finds himself spending the holidays with a group of strangers, including two very attractive men who just broke off their engagement.

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  3. Rec 57

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    He started scanning the room, looking for any sort of explanation. The room was clearly not from anywhere in the SMP; it was too clean, too friendly. Not to mention, the various framed photographs around the room: a handful of photos of the Dream Team, some pictures documenting Sapnap throughout his childhood, one large image of a maybe 15-year-old Sapnap between a happy-looking Bad and Skeppy. Everyone was happy and smiling.
    Sapnap looked down at himself. There was a scar on his hand, one that looked identical to a particularly nasty dog bite he'd gotten as a kid, but the arrow-wound on his left wrist was gone, and there were no healed-over blade scars either.
    This wasn't his world, and this wasn't his body.

    Or, Karl Jacobs is one of the few people "blessed" with the ability to jump through time and space, even into alternate dimensions!
    Not like his fiancés would know anything about that, though. (Right?)

    [dimension-swap karlnapity]

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    05 Nov 2021

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    The night Tommy disappeared, it went like this:

    Tubbo screamed the words that became his goodbye. He can’t accept that Tommy is gone, because that would be accepting that the last words they exchanged were angry and intended to hurt. So he doesn’t accept it. He’ll search for years if he has to.

    Techno let Tommy leave without so much as trying to stop him. He’s replayed the memory of that night and wished he’d done anything else, until he thinks the guilt might be enough to destroy him. He thinks he might already be on his way there.

    And Quackity can’t help but feel like this is all just a bitter echo. This town is cursed, and Tommy is only its latest victim.


    ( the small town horror au where tommy goes missing and it all goes downhill from there! )

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    24 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    " lover, i know you're weary. eyes are tired from the night."

    " lover, come to the kitchen floor. tiles are cold, so am i."

    " so take from me what you want, what you need. but lover, please stay."

    " lover, i feel your sorrow pouring out of your skin."

    " i don't wanna be alone."

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    //lowercase intended.
    it's a short fic and i'm disappointed abt that but it's better than dragging it out for the sake of a bigger number on the post.

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    05 Aug 2021