12 Bookmarks by colonel_corn
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“Whizzer Brown is a baseball player.” Marvin realizes faintly, surprised he’s able to get that much out.
“But we don’t like him,” Jason tells him hurriedly, “We’re for the other team.” After a pause, he squints at Marvin’s stricken face, “What’s wrong with you?”
I had sex with him in the men’s bathroom last night.
“Nothing,” Marvin persists with a cough, rubbing the back of his neck, “It’s just the, uh—the pitcher’s very…handsome.”
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Turns out, having sex with a stranger in the bathroom of a seedy bar while chaperoning a little league trip to a professional baseball game can have some pretty complicated consequences.Series
- Part 1 of Baseball AU Universe
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
29 Nov 2022
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When Quackity's flight back to Las Vegas gets canceled, he finds himself spending the holidays with a group of strangers, including two very attractive men who just broke off their engagement.
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
23 Dec 2021
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relationship counseling, for busy time travelers on-the-go by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Aug 2023
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He started scanning the room, looking for any sort of explanation. The room was clearly not from anywhere in the SMP; it was too clean, too friendly. Not to mention, the various framed photographs around the room: a handful of photos of the Dream Team, some pictures documenting Sapnap throughout his childhood, one large image of a maybe 15-year-old Sapnap between a happy-looking Bad and Skeppy. Everyone was happy and smiling.
Sapnap looked down at himself. There was a scar on his hand, one that looked identical to a particularly nasty dog bite he'd gotten as a kid, but the arrow-wound on his left wrist was gone, and there were no healed-over blade scars either.
This wasn't his world, and this wasn't his body.Or, Karl Jacobs is one of the few people "blessed" with the ability to jump through time and space, even into alternate dimensions!
Not like his fiancés would know anything about that, though. (Right?)[dimension-swap karlnapity]
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
05 Nov 2021
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The night Tommy disappeared, it went like this:
Tubbo screamed the words that became his goodbye. He can’t accept that Tommy is gone, because that would be accepting that the last words they exchanged were angry and intended to hurt. So he doesn’t accept it. He’ll search for years if he has to.
Techno let Tommy leave without so much as trying to stop him. He’s replayed the memory of that night and wished he’d done anything else, until he thinks the guilt might be enough to destroy him. He thinks he might already be on his way there.
And Quackity can’t help but feel like this is all just a bitter echo. This town is cursed, and Tommy is only its latest victim.
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( the small town horror au where tommy goes missing and it all goes downhill from there! )Series
- Part 1 of we’ll make it another night
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
24 Sep 2021
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All that follows is true by nectarinerot
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Apr 2021
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" lover, i know you're weary. eyes are tired from the night."
" lover, come to the kitchen floor. tiles are cold, so am i."
" so take from me what you want, what you need. but lover, please stay."
" lover, i feel your sorrow pouring out of your skin."
" i don't wanna be alone."
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//lowercase intended.
it's a short fic and i'm disappointed abt that but it's better than dragging it out for the sake of a bigger number on the post.Bookmarked by colonel_corn
05 Aug 2021
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“You know, you might be the only thing alive that knows my name. I don’t know how long I’ve been sleeping, but it must have been long enough for people to have forgotten.” The stag finished the last of the berries and stared at George wonderingly. George chuckled, plucked another handful to offer to it, and continued, “I’d gone to sleep tired. And I wake up tired. Tell me, do you think that’s fair?”
The stag, because it was a stag, did not reply.
But George didn’t mind that, either.
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Or, that fic about passerine!Dream Team, but before passerine.
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- Part 1 of Aerie
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
24 Jun 2021
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worn paint and floorboards humming by primdise for OBLVN
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 May 2021
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It's been four months since Sapnap had Karl as his roommate, and yet there will be certain things that he won't notice until it's laying down on the living room floor, talking about whales.
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- Part 1 of cab's karlnap week 2021
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- English
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
09 Jun 2021
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The Dream SMP is always wartorn, the constant conflict tearing apart families and friendships and relationships indiscriminately.
Through it all, though, Quackity, Karl, and Sapnap are each others' constants.
(Or: Three times each of the fiances gets supported by the others.)
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04 Jun 2021
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Patches does not particularly care for the Sapnap. After all, he steals all of her Boy’s attention, and some of her best napping spots.
But when she sees how upset her Boy is when he leaves, she might have to compromise.
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Bookmarked by colonel_corn
03 Jun 2021
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I woke feeling warm and supremely comfortable, something I was not particularly accustomed to. My body was still heavy with sleep, heavy enough to not question the soft mattress or the thick blankets, and I attempted to allow myself to slip back into whatever dreams I had been having. It would have been easy to accomplish, but while I could choose to ignore the unfamiliarity of my immediate surroundings, the calloused hand slipping over my hip was significantly harder to ignore.
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17 Sep 2019
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The summer before he leaves for college, Jeremy falls in love with his best friend.
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21 Feb 2019
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Pidge and Lance don't know each other. At least, not in the way two friends should. Why do they only ever hang out in the dead of night? And can Lance motivate her to go outside without being snarky?
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one shot cause it's 2 in the morning so i'm basically them right nowBookmarked by colonel_corn
11 Sep 2018