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late at night in the woods by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster) for AnarchyAndOldLace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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Werewolf Izzy fanart for AnarchyandOldLace for OFMD Loser's Club Halloween Exchange 2023!
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Superluminal Entanglement by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster), queenclio
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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Edward Teach is an astronaut famous for his long solo flights for NASA. Three years into his longest mission yet, he receives a strange transmission from an unknown source: a mysterious alien named Stede. Neither NASA nor the US Space Force is interested in tangling with an alien threat, so when Ed goes AWOL to find Stede, he’s suddenly at odds with a lot of powerful people. Ethnolinguist Izzy Hands—Ed’s old flame— and NASA’s rogue Mission Control crew are left scrambling to save them both.
or, a Steddyhands monsterfucking AU in space.
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- Part 1 of Superluminal Entanglement
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first contact by chronicpainzuko (competentmonster) for aiyah
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
08 Jan 2021
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A celestial take on Sun Dragon Zuko and Moon Phoenix Sokka.
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Superluminal Entanglement by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster), queenclio
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Dec 2023
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Stede knows Ed entirely and completely and absolutely up to a certain point. The certain point is kind of making itself known right now.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
15 Jun 2025
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“How – uh – how big. Is big.”
“Too big for you,” Stede dismissed easily, with a little chuckle.
And Ed couldn’t help get his hackles up at that, because he’d always thought of himself as a bit of a dick connoisseur, actually, and he didn’t like the implication that he wasn’t. “How do you know that?” he demanded.
“Well, because I’ve seen what human penises look like!” Stede exclaimed. “Trust me, you couldn’t handle it.”
“Stede,” Ed scoffed, folding his arms. “I’m a marine biologist. I can handle anything.”A fic in which Ed discovers that his merman boyfriend has a hidden merman penis, and insists on conducting some thorough biological research. If you catch my drift.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
13 May 2025
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Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
02 May 2025
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Set during the period between s2e5 - The Curse of the Seafaring Life and s2e6 - Calypso's Birthday, venturing a little bit into canon events of s2e6. Ed wants to take things slow but he also really likes kissing Stede. He invents a game to try to make both of these things happen.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
01 May 2025
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fuck my feet (i'm trying to cross the street) by ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jan 2025
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Ed has nice feet. Well, er, Ed has nice everything. His hair is beautiful, starlight embodied down on Earth; his eyes two stunning black olives surrounded by lovely lashes; his skin, still soft even with age and work, adorned with black ink, each tattoo telling a story (and Stede loves a story); he’s got a perfect mouth, a perfect nose, a perfect chin. His beard is great. His nail beds are flawless.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
30 Apr 2025