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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Erm..they’re both GAY for each other and yeah. Mostly for my own self indulgence 👅👅

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    18 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    The Cyber World has a new ruler. In his new and NEO body, Spamton G. Spamton is bigger and better than ever. And, starting now... he even has his own TV channel! Tonight on SpamTV™: Spamton plans to premiere a 'special' program to the citizens of Cyber City—starring you as his toy for tonight. Don't miss this exclusive airing!

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    27 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    A scruffy man skulked down the streets of Hollywood, eyes red and hands in the pockets of his skunk-scented jacket. Bright streetlights and billboards flooded the night, sky a deep, empty blue with no star in sight—not that he noticed. His eyes were stuck firmly on his ratty shoes as he turned into an alley. He traced his typical path home from the tea pad he played jazz and smoked Mary Jane at, a pleasant fog over his mind as he weaved through the few-and-far-between empty pockets in Tinseltown.

    That high was immediately shattered when a blinding blue light filled his vision. Hands went up to his squeezed-shut eyes, a groan escaping his mouth as he hunched in on himself.

    “Fear not, human, and salutations! I, Dort, mean you no harm!” A muffled, masculine voice called out. The man dazedly looked up between his fingers, taking in the odd figure in front of him, cutting a sharp silhouette in the light. He—it—Dort stood in head-to-toe metal. The underpants, the mittens, the boots, the helmet, all tin. He pinched the skin of his forearm between his pointer and thumb, yet Dort kept talking. “Dort wishes to learn the ways of your people! Are you interested in assisting Dort in this possibly dangerous mission?”

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Stanley stared at the sparkling sunlight before him. He wondered… if it was warm?

    Without hesitation, he stuck his hand into it.

    Hmm!?”

    He immediately pulled his hand out, eyes going to the ceiling in shock at the Narrator’s shock.

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    14 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got his job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money." The Narrator said with annoyance, but Stanley didn't move a inch.

    "Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers."

    The truth is that Stanley really was addicted to drugs and hookers, in fact he had just used a questionable amount of meth and cocaine, and was now really horny.

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    11 Jul 2026