containyourselfladdie
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (3)
- Merlin (TV) (1)
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Ain't All About that Angst, Angst, Angst by containyourselfladdie for ballvvasher
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom
18 Feb 2013
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"Derek sometimes, in the deep, deep, darkest of dark recesses of his mind, wrote poetry.
Angsty poetry."
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“Oh, dear,” Merlin mutters to himself “I believe this dragon thinks I am its mother.”
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Stiles Really Liked Dildos by containyourselfladdie for ballvvasher
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom
15 Feb 2013
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"It’s totally not his fault the majority of Beacon Hills population of eligible suitors was completely incapable of recognizing his brilliance. So, to make up, he naturally just made do with his resources.
Which had somehow grown to cover a completely astonishing array of sex toys, specifically dildos."
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Derek makes a strangled noise when Stiles has his middle finger deep in his mouth. Surprised, Stiles turns to Derek (with his finger still in his mouth) to find Derek standing there with his mouth open, nearly panting, eyes wide and focused with striking intensity on the way Stiles’ mouth stretches around his finger.
Stiles pops the finger out of his mouth, “Oh,” he voices.
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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10 Oct 2025
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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13 Jun 2021
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The year is 2258. Jim Kirk is a Lieutenant on the U.S.S. Farragut, Spock the science officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise. When the ships come together for a priority landing party, these two strangers find themselves fighting against the odds for a chance at life in an alien world, and the only way they'll make it through is by relying on each other.
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- Part 1 of Sha Ka Ree
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- English
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- 180,505
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- 18/18
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14 Apr 2020
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Author: khasael
Songspiration: Somebody to Love - Queen
Prompter: annabellemint
Title: Somebody to Love
Prompt Number: 189
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco; brief platonic Draco/Astoria
Summary: Draco's life after the war is quite different than it used to be. When he finds himself cursed, with little hope for lifting the spell, he sets out to make the most of the time he has left. Getting to know his Aunt Andromeda and his young cousin Teddy feels like a good thing to do, even if it can't help him in the long run...or can it?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Angst. Definitely angst. Mentions of minor character death that have occurred before the start of the action. Small amount of violence. Musings on death and dying, as the prompt warrants.
Epilogue compliant? Nope, definitely not.
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- 31,274
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- 1/1
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07 Oct 2019
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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30 Jun 2019