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    Sorry I called you gay (derogatory). I completely understand how offensive that is. Even though I myself am queer (ugh, I know) I am on your side. “One of the good ones” some might say. btw, i never noticed how fat ur cock is til now but its awesome

     

     

    The one where San clicks the spam link.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Nothing about their friendship had ever been either conventional or friendly. In fact, Theobald was being terribly optimistic by calling it a friendship. (Rivalry felt more appropriate, but that felt like admitting there was even a sliver of a chance that Lapin could best him.)

     

    The long history of Theobald Gumbar and Lapin Cadbury, and why they hate each other.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Kim Seungmin
    Hello to you, Chan, and all of my classmates! I look forward to being in class with you this term. My name is Kim Seungmin (he/him), and I’m studying Political Science on the pre-law track. Outside of my education, I enjoy spending time with my friends. :)
    ↳ Lee Minho
    lame

    Or: Seungmin and Minho meet in the Canvas discussion page of an Econ 101 class and don't exactly hit it off.

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    This series begins the story of Riz and Fabian, post-canon, on the crew of a pirate ship known as the Hangman III. The story is told non-linearly.

    You can find the sequels to this series, year two at sea, year three at sea, and year four at sea, here. Please enjoy!

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    07 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Endless Sky might not be the ideal spaceship for the journey Gorgug has in mind, but it’s coziness is going to be essential for Gorgug to keep himself together if he’s really going back to find his friends, his crèche, his… whatever Zelda and Ragh were to him. (If either of them are still alive, or sane, he doesn’t quite let himself think.) He’s not sure where to start except back at the beginning, at the same lab he broke out of five years previous. If it’s still standing, if anyone is there. He sings a little nonsense song to himself as he fumbles with the circuitry and effortlessly lifts fallen debris, preparing for his journey. His ship is a home and his home is a ship."

    Gorgug escaped from the laboratory which made him into a cyborg super soldier dependent on the compound R.A.G.E. to keep his emotions stable. Now, he's going back in to find the people he left behind. He wasn't expecting to find two romantic partners and a whole bunch of experimental embryos, but hey, he's always thought he could be a good dad.

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    16 Feb 2026