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To Kill a Con by creamium
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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The Autobots have surrendered, Delphi has been occupied, and Pharma is now collared and living under the care of the con who made his life a living hell.
Per Megatron's Infiltration Protocol, the once rumored Phase Seven is set to become reality with certain Decepticons and their companions chosen as participants, willing or otherwise. Fated to be sparked with no chance of retaliation, Pharma decides there's only one thing left for him to do - kill Tarn.
Tarn however seems reluctant to follow through, apparently longing for his DJD days instead of the civilian life that has been planned for him. Pharma sees his chance and takes it -- he'll play the part of battered and abused Autobot pet when in public, but in their habsuite, Tarn must wear the shock collar instead and leave Pharma to his own devices.
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The Delphi Solution by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Mar 2026
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Pharma, the CMO of the Delphi outpost, is confronted by the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, Tarn. Tarn makes him an offer he can't refuse, until he does...again and again...and again and again...
It isn't long before Pharma realizes they've all been caught up in a time loop that will restart any time any he dies, no matter the circumstances. He once again makes a deal with Tarn, only this time, instead of harvesting t-cogs, it's to end the time loop. In exchange for Tarn's help, Pharma promises him a bounty he can't refuse - the location of Overlord and Deadlock.
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Years after the Decepticon's defeat on earth, a young bot named Pharma comes online and eventually becomes Ratchet's student. He excels in every test, and exceeds every expectation Ratchet has for him but despite his intelligence, skills, and passion for the work, Pharma fails to distinguish himself from Ratchet. Tired of being stuck in Ratchet's shadow, Pharma immediately seizes upon an opportunity to prove himself when the role of head physician opens at Trypticon prison, scenically located in the Decepticon's ancestral home of Kaon.
Once accepted, he befriends the head nurse, Nickel, and finds that most of his staff are mini-cons. Not too long after, Pharma encounters a frequent visitor to the clinic named Tarn, who unbeknownst to him, sees an opportunity of his own in the Autobot jet - a ticket to freedom.
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Kinktober 2025 Collection: Storm Clouds Gather by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon), Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Shattered Glass
07 Oct 2025
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My collection of Kinktober 2025 prompts featuring a few of my favorite pairings (mostly Pharma/Tarn).
Each chapter is a single prompt; summaries will be added for each. Please remember to pace yourself on the chapters with darker content.
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Solace by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Aug 2025
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“Forgive me,” the tank repeated, “I…I wanted to feel it again. Feel it kick again.”
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Body and Mind by creamium
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
27 Jan 2025
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After Pharma mysteriously disappeared from Delphi, Tarn attempted to track the doctor down for breaking their deal. Once found, Pharma displays odd behavior and begins calling himself, "The Grand Architect".
Taking Pharma to the Decepticon mnemosurgeon Lobe, the pair devise a plan: separate Pharma and Adaptus, and implant false memories in to Pharma's new brain module.
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Take me back to Eden by Norremire
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Jul 2024
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With the time of sacrifice soon approaching, Pharma finds himself chosen as the next offering to stave off the ire of The Beast, suddenly given little choice but to try and make peace with his own impending death.
What he isn't prepared for, however, is that his end may not come as soon as he'd expected.
And he has no doubt that this prolonging of his life is naught but an omen for further suffering.
(My submission for the Transformers Reverse Big Bang event! Done to accompany an illustration by @umichill on Twitter)
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Bookmarked by creamium
20 Nov 2024
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There's nothing worse then the overwhelming sound of a Spark.
Bookmarked by creamium
03 Mar 2023
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The fic that inspired me to write again and share my work with others after a 7 year hiatus. I highly recommend this!

