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To Kill a Con by creamium
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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The Autobots have surrendered, Delphi has been occupied, and Pharma is now collared and living under the care of the con who made his life a living hell.
Per Megatron's Infiltration Protocol, the once rumored Phase Seven is set to become reality with certain Decepticons and their companions chosen as participants, willing or otherwise. Fated to be sparked with no chance of retaliation, Pharma decides there's only one thing left for him to do - kill Tarn.
Tarn however seems reluctant to follow through, apparently longing for his DJD days instead of the civilian life that has been planned for him. Pharma sees his chance and takes it -- he'll play the part of battered and abused Autobot pet when in public, but in their habsuite, Tarn must wear the shock collar instead and leave Pharma to his own devices.
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The Delphi Solution by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Mar 2026
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Pharma, the CMO of the Delphi outpost, is confronted by the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, Tarn. Tarn makes him an offer he can't refuse, until he does...again and again...and again and again...
It isn't long before Pharma realizes they've all been caught up in a time loop that will restart any time any he dies, no matter the circumstances. He once again makes a deal with Tarn, only this time, instead of harvesting t-cogs, it's to end the time loop. In exchange for Tarn's help, Pharma promises him a bounty he can't refuse - the location of Overlord and Deadlock.
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Years after the Decepticon's defeat on earth, a young bot named Pharma comes online and eventually becomes Ratchet's student. He excels in every test, and exceeds every expectation Ratchet has for him but despite his intelligence, skills, and passion for the work, Pharma fails to distinguish himself from Ratchet. Tired of being stuck in Ratchet's shadow, Pharma immediately seizes upon an opportunity to prove himself when the role of head physician opens at Trypticon prison, scenically located in the Decepticon's ancestral home of Kaon.
Once accepted, he befriends the head nurse, Nickel, and finds that most of his staff are mini-cons. Not too long after, Pharma encounters a frequent visitor to the clinic named Tarn, who unbeknownst to him, sees an opportunity of his own in the Autobot jet - a ticket to freedom.
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Kinktober 2025 Collection: Storm Clouds Gather by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon), Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Shattered Glass
07 Oct 2025
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My collection of Kinktober 2025 prompts featuring a few of my favorite pairings (mostly Pharma/Tarn).
Each chapter is a single prompt; summaries will be added for each. Please remember to pace yourself on the chapters with darker content.
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Solace by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Aug 2025
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“Forgive me,” the tank repeated, “I…I wanted to feel it again. Feel it kick again.”
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By Self and Violent Hands by creamium
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Jan 2025
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Pharma twisted the knobs on either side, both cold and hot water mixing together in a flurry as he thrust his hands under the thunderous gush of water. He didn’t bother with soap, this much leakage, he just had to get it off! He’d worry about the clean up later. He’d scrub the inner-E off the floor with a sponge if he had to, he just had to erase every bit of this.
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Rawa-dawa by creamium
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
27 Jan 2025
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“Surely you wouldn’t begrudge one wing, Trepan? After all, the doctor won’t need them where we’re going.”
Trepan sighed and crossed his arms, “Fine, rip one of his wings off but be careful. They’re attached to his arms, not his back like your fliers.”
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- Part 5 of Body and Mind
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Don't Go to Delphi by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Shattered Glass, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
11 Jan 2025
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While the war rages back on Cybertron, CMO Pharma of the Delphi Hospital is simply doing his best to get through the day. That includes sneaking away from his staff, going down into the basement, and entering a secret room, all to reach a Decepticon patient he's hidden away. Just when it seems as if the patient's luck has run out, Pharma reveals he's made a deal with Tarn, the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division - rescue any Decepticon prisoners and get them out of Delphi by any means necessary.
This becomes an everyday event for Pharma as he continues to live his life as a veritable double agent, doing his best to save cons and stay hidden from the ever watchful 'eyes' of Delphi.
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Guiding Hands by creamium
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
21 Nov 2024
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First Aid says goodbye to Pharma.
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Quota by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
03 Oct 2024
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A collection of Pharma/Tarn drabbles.
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Palinoia by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Sep 2024
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“Block them, seal them away, cut off a connection to his spark if you’re able. Do whatever is necessary to keep him from remembering. I’ve come too far to have this ruined now.”
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- Part 4 of Body and Mind
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Praedatum by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Aug 2024
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You can’t take anything from someone who has nothing left to lose...or can you?
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Butcher Bird by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Jul 2024
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"Please...what do you want with me?" The fact that the staple gun hadn't been used on him was a small comfort. However, this only further posed the question as to what he'd done with it.
"I wanted to fix you." The medic admitted easily, the calm nature of his voice taking a turn for the ominous.
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After narrowly surviving another of Megatron's punishments, Starscream flees to a familiar icy cavern to nurse his wounds in solitude. The Seeker fears he's not long for this world, and, using the last bit of his strength, manages to carve a familiar face in to the ice.
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Settling back on to his knee joints, Starscream stared up at his masterpiece -- Skyfire.
This was how he remembered him, wanted to remember him...with that same ridiculous soft, caring smile on his derma.
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My entry for the Transformers Reverse Mini-bang 2024 with yurihara-j @ tumblr!
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Success Shall Crown My Endeavors by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Mar 2024
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Everyone has that little voice in the back of their head.
He just wished his didn’t sound like Pharma.
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Bad Things Come in Threes by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Feb 2024
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“Worst patient story, go.”
Pharma rolled his optics — they’d officially run out of things to talk about.
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The Vivifying Waltz by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
16 Feb 2024
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A flourish, as his captor twirls him. He’s kept at arms length for only a moment.
“Let me go,” he whispers as He pulls him backward, trapping him close again.
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Adaptability by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
04 Feb 2024
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Rung holds a session with Pharma.
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Déjà vu by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Aug 2023
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It was then that Pharma had another realization, another instance of familiarity washing over him, as if he'd been in this exact situation before.
He could have saved Sidewire.
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- Part 3 of Body and Mind
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Limerence by creamium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
03 Jul 2023
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Perhaps he did share his former lord's affinity for haughty flight frames.
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- Part 2 of Body and Mind