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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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12 Mar 2026
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Robby baby traps Dennis. Or… was it Dennis who baby trapped Robby?
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11 Mar 2026
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December 22nd. The day of the SDN annual Christmas party, where multiple branches gather together to celebrate the festive season and the past year. Flambae and Robert navigate the beginnings of their relationship, the merits of hiding it versus being open, while a face from Flambae's past prompts jealousy in his new flame.
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- Part 2 of firestorm | the flambert files
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11 Mar 2026
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“Hey, Michael?” Dennis calls over his shoulder, shutting the dishwasher.
“Mm?” Michael hums into his newspaper. His hair is still sleep-mussed, he’s wearing his reading glasses and he’s got a bathrobe and slippers on and Dennis’ chest sort of hurts looking at him. So he quickly turns back to the sink to start cleaning the pan he used to make them breakfast.
“Do you have a KitchenAid?”
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Michael and Dennis delve deeper into their relationship and the complexity of keeping things lowkey around coworkers, friends and family.
Also contains the horrors of medical bills, texting with your lesbian bestie and Gloria being Gloria.Series
- Part 7 of Strangers to (?)
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10 Mar 2026
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a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
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09 Mar 2026