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Benoit Blanc has been invited to a wedding. He doesn't know the bride or the groom, but he knows one of them needs his help.
Blanc arrives at an ultra-exclusive Green Mountains ski resort just in time to be snowed in -- alongside enough swindlers, backstabbers, and grudge-holders to make even a jaded detective look over his shoulder. As the bodies pile up like fresh powder, Blanc realizes he's up against his most dangerous enemy yet.
OR: I shoot my shot at writing something that could actually be the next Knives Out movie. Will I succeed? Unlikely. But there's glory in the trying.
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Midnight Over Garreg Mach by cuttlefishcrossbow
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Jun 2026
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You can learn a lot about a person by what they happen to be doing at the stroke of midnight. For example, you'll learn that the students of Garreg Mach Officer's Academy are various combinations of euphoric, confused, upset, and horny. Teenagers, in other words.
Set at an intentionally vague point around the middle of White Clouds.
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Seven months after solving the murder of Mayor Lewis, Rhys has finally settled into the quiet country life of his dreams. Then a daytrip to Calico Desert shatters his hard-won peace. By the end of the day, a man lies dead on the floor of a shady casino, slain by a weapon Rhys has never seen before: a gun.
The last thing Rhys wants is to get tangled up in another high-stakes mystery -- but then Kent, a military man newly returned to Stardew Valley, turns up at the farm and begs for Rhys's help. All the clues point to Kent, but he swears he's innocent. Now, if Rhys, Abigail, and Elliott can't unmask the real killer, Kent's family will be torn apart all over again.
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- Part 2 of The Farmer Rhys Mysteries
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What Rhys expects when he uproots his life and moves to the country: hoeing parsnips, pulling weeds, rustic relaxation.
What he gets: a dead body in the town square, a snarky purple-haired assistant, and 48 hours to save an innocent man.
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- Part 1 of The Farmer Rhys Mysteries
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It's 2019, and Yu Narukami is only a couple of notches above rock bottom. Not only did he just break things off with the woman he thought was the love of his life, but his editor has spiked a serious investigation and exiled Yu to the entertainment beat.
It's 2019, and Rise Kujikawa is at the top of her game, one of the rare Japanese idols to break through into mainstream international success. Sure, she's hardly sleeping anymore and she's pushed away all her friends, but at least she hasn't slapped a reporter. Recently.
It's 2019, and these two lost souls are about to bump into each other for the first time in years. But is the spark between them just nostalgia for that one golden year when everything made sense...or could it be the start of a second chance?
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Love Language by andreabandrea
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Jul 2020
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As repayment for teaching her to haggle, Ashe asks Petra to help him learn Brigidese. / Petra falls headlong into love with a gentle boy from Fódlan.
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14 Jun 2026
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Antumbra by nicole_writes
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Dec 2020
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Peace between the United Earth Kingdom and the Martian Empire lies in a tentative balance. Change is coming to the system and the slightest imbalance in politics and secrets between allies and foes could lead to an all-out war.
Dimitri, Earth's Prince, desires peace. Edelgard, the new Martian Emperor, strides towards war. Claude, uniter of the Outer Colonies, pushes for freedom.
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09 Mar 2026
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An Oasis in the Desert by mosaic915 for TheMerryPanda
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
04 Aug 2023
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Over the course of a year, Sandy and the Bouncer become friends.
Written as a gift fic for TheMerryPanda for the Luau Gift Exchange on the Grapefruit Sky server.
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13 Aug 2025
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How do you adjust to a normal life after living through the end of the world? At the expense of whoever is foolish enough to date you apparently. You meet the strangest boy, the most Amazing Girl. You meet Rose Lalonde in college and John Egbert in Bolivia and all of them are a little off, a little broken, a little wrong in exactly the same way.
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12 Aug 2025
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The winds shifted and Sheena stood unsteadily against the currents, trying to stand still when everything around her constantly changed.
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24 Feb 2025