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For those who read chapter 15 of Alternate Universe and wished and wondered what would have happened if they hadn't been just that late to arrive. For those who did that in this author's discord, causing the monkey's paw to curl and grant this wish.
A side fic, of a different way this could have played out. Will *absolutely* spoil late game details in Alternate Universe. (Will be updated for as long as my brain goes with it)
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- Part 2 of Alternate Universe(s)
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08 May 2023
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Dave is following the plan, living on borrowed time until he can do what a big brother should and get everyone the fuck out of their terrible lives and start living for real. Until then, it’s really not the right time to be anyone’s soulmate. Hopefully the people on his skin won’t have any conflicting plans. Dirk also has a plan, to be actually useful to his big brother no matter what it takes, something that will definitely not have any unexpected consequences at all.
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- Part 31 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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13 Apr 2023
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“I was thinking about that time you hated me.”
“Why?”
"I don’t know."
“I didn’t.”
“I know.”or
three years after hawkmoth's defeat, marinette is still trying to figure out her version of normal. there's also sleepovers.
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- Part 1 of the life cycle of the butterfly
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14 Sep 2022
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Jimmy Kimmel presents Mean Tweets: Special Edition with Richie Tozier by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Oct 2019
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Eddie Kaspbrak @ekaspbrak
@richietozier if you ever so much as dream of licking my foot again, fucko, I’ll shove your foot up your asshole until you’re wearing yourself like a shoe.Richie Tozier makes an appearance on the popular web series Mean Tweets to promote his comeback Netflix special, but there's something familiar about these mean tweets. Namely the fact that they're all from his boyfriend.
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05 Nov 2019
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WIRED presents: Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
04 Nov 2019
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Eddie: [Peels off the next question] Why did Eddie Kaspbrak delete Twitter? Oh, man.
Richie: [Laughs] He didn’t delete it! He got a temporary ban. Tell them why, Eddie!
Eddie: Because I was on a work trip to Idaho and I tweeted that I could see your fivehead from my office.
Richie: And?
Eddie: And… because I also tweeted that having big dick energy and just being a big dick weren’t the same thing. And then I tagged you in the tweet. And wrote ‘case in point.’
Richie: And…?
Eddie: And I got a temporary ban for targeted harassment, dickwad, you know this.It's a timeless tale. Emmy-nominated comedian browbeats his much maligned, Twitter famous boyfriend into doing a WIRED: Autocomplete Interview. Questions are answered. 'Your mom' jokes are made. Licking is involved. Y'know. Normal stuff.
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05 Nov 2019