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    quod erat demonstrandum by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    16 May 2026

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    "That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."

    Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."

    "I do know that."

    "You don't."

    "Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."

    Or,
    Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.

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    17 May 2026

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    Photography Takes An Instant Out Of Time, Altering Life By Holding It Still by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    08 May 2026

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    Chris finds an old photo of his dad that gives him a bad gut feeling. After some googling, he accidentally flips their day upside down. Eddie can put up with a lot of shit, but he will tear into anyone who tries to hurt his son.

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    11 May 2026

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    Kidnapping by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

    28 Jun 2025

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    Cody is kidnapped by a Sith.
    Repeatedly.
    Cody uses this as a prime opportunity to indulge in a spot of theft. If the Sith didn't want him to steal things, he wouldn't keep kidnapping him.

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    07 May 2026

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    To Know The Scent of Me by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    02 Feb 2026

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    Can I buy alpha’s clothes to help me with my heats?

    Fuck, he’s miserable.

    Out of all of the side effects of deciding to stop sleeping with random people – mostly random alphas, and especially for his heats – being absolutely miserable isn't on his list.

    Or Buck and Eddie meet on a site where alphas and omegas swap clothes to help with their cycles, it just escalates from there in typical Buddie style.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    What do you mean they aren’t married? by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)  

    13 Jun 2025

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    Texas: Now why was I just sent a picture of your husband and another man, Hollywood?

    Hollywood: JUDD WHAT THE FUCK

    Hollywood: BUCK IS NOT MY HUSBAND.

    Texas: I ain’t never said Buck’s name but I’m glad you caught on. Now why is he posting about an anniversary with a man that looks older than my granddaddy.

    Hollywood: That’s literally his boyfriend!!! And he posted because they’ve been together for a month🙄

    Texas: Okay and you’ve been married to him for 7 years.

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    17 Mar 2026