6 Works by dancedancedemo
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James likes his roommate, a lot in fact. Dirk’s ridiculous boyish charm has won him over, to the point where he’d now consider them best friends.
Best friends don’t jerk off to each other’s smell, though.
Therefore, catching Dirk in that very act forces him to reevaluate how close they are (and if he wants to get that much closer).
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He realizes he definitely chose the wrong place to hide when Chuck, he now realizes, turns around and immediately makes eye contact with him.
The scowl on his face turns into a foxy smile, and Dan knows he's in trouble.
"Humphrey," he calls out, with a sort of cruel delight in his eyes.
Fuck.
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I think I could save you, wondering if I could take you down. by guyslovemick (dancedancedemo)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Apr 2026
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What can you do when you find someone who can understand everything you've experienced as an avian, hell--you've probably gone through all the same things growing up-- but you end up two completely different people?
And different meaning one of you hypnotizes and kills people for a living?
It would be easy to take someone like that down if he didn't have such a stupidly sweet voice.
Fuck.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,053
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 38
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I saw it coming (when you threw the first punch) by dancedancedemo for chiropterans
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Apr 2026
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Dirk swallowed audibly. “Can you do it again?” It was hardly a question. If it hadn’t silent, James wouldn’t have heard anything at all.
James hummed, leaning down to Dirk’s level on the floor. “I think I almost killed you, kid. You aren’t as durable as you think you are.” He ruffles the younger’s hair and pretends he doesn’t see him squirm.
“No, like,” Dirk paused, trying to will the shame out of his voice. "Just, hit me.”
James squinted at him momentarily, the look on his face unreadable.
Or
Dirk gets the hots for being beat up.
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You stop typing, since you realize the words on the screen are now illegible. Maybe tonight will be more forgiving. You can just wait out the exhaustion.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and you just fell asleep at your desk again.
The dreams always start like waking up. It's what tricks you in the mornings, reality’s sunrise mimicking the warm orange that paints the pictures in your mind.
~This is a collection of Dirk Strider's memories and dreams he's had about James Egbert.
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Softer, baby. And shut your mouth. (Vulnerable) by dancedancedemo for chiropterans
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 May 2025
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All Dirk did was love him and treat him well, god forbid he wanted to keep some of his thoughts to himself and didn’t need to be babied all the time. Yeah, he definitely wasn’t going to sit back and apologize for being a good boyfriend–if James wanted an apology, he’d have to chase him down himself. He made his choice and backed away from the door, turning to make his escape down the sidewalk. If he’d made this decision a couple of moments sooner, he would’ve missed the click of the latch and the quiet groan of the door behind him.
“Diederick.” He heard his name and flinched. He knew James was mad, but it wasn’t his fault; it wasn’t. He just didn’t want to be— “I’ve been watching you sit at the door, you know,” James chuckled, “almost thought you’d put aside your pride and come in, baby.” Dirk grimaced. James knew he hated that stupid pet name, and his annoyance gave him just enough strength to turn and face him.