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Nandor the Relentless - a 700 year work in progress.
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you could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive
WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition
LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.
WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them
LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.
WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?
LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.
WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual
LIBRARIAN: If you say so.
[Librarian has disconnected.]OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat
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22 May 2025
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Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive.
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Esoteric Fantasies about Flash Weddings by relenafanel
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2025
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Lan Wangji started considering marriage with Wei Wuxian in the first week of their relationship. Too bad he can't even get him to accept the dresser he bought for the clothing he won't leave over.
OR: if this was Wei Wuxian's POV he'd be missing a whole lot of subtle context clues LWJ is putting down
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- Part 2 of Zombies? Ridiculous.
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01 May 2025
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Lan Wangji kisses him. When he pulls away, he speaks into the silence between them, because when he is with Wei Ying, he so rarely considers. “Why don’t you touch me anymore?”
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24 Apr 2025
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Chasing my head, tracing my feelings by Song_of_Storms for larkspur_9
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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“Lan Zhan. Babe.” Wei Ying raises his drink to his lips and says over the rim, “You know all you have to do is ask.”
[Tired of enduring his best friend’s shameless flirting, Lan Zhan calls his bluff.]
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21 Apr 2025
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Previously, on LEGO Masters by trippednfell for LadyEn
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Apr 2024
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were supposed to compete on LEGO Masters with their respective brothers, but when circumstances force Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen to withdraw, they find themselves thrown together and must navigate a new unfamliar partnership alongside the pressures of reality competition television.
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17 Apr 2025
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Wei Wuxian grits his teeth, knowing he has no other choice. Not if it means Lan Zhan’s life. Besides, the Cloud Recesses has the best library and a long history of dealing with curses. It’s the most logical choice, even if he’d like to punch logic in the face right now.
“Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan asks.
He gives him a grim smile. “Looks like you’re finally getting your wish, Lan Zhan.”
Lan Zhan stares back at him, expression blank.
“I’m coming to Gusu with you.”
Or: Lan Wangji gets hit with a curse that requires Wei Wuxian to stay in close proximity at all times. Everything only gets more complicated from there.
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14 Apr 2025
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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11 Mar 2025
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"Tell Lan Zhan that I'm weeping uncontrollably," Wei Wuxian says to the juniors. "Tell him I'm truly pitiful and he needs to do everything I say until I'm well again."
Lan Congyi is in the middle of carefully holding his eyelids open to check his pupils, but he still obeys, bless him. "Hanguang-Jun, Senior Wei would like us to tell you that he can't stop crying and he'd like for you to do everything he says until he's better." There's a moment of silence, and then Lan Congyi says to Wei Wuxian, "Hanguang-Jun says he already does everything you tell him."
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji find themselves cursed, unable to see or hear each other. They figure things out anyway.
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27 Feb 2025
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we were never meant to be (but together) by sophiahelix for trippednfell
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Apr 2024
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There was a sudden howl outside, a gust against the door that made it rock in its frame. The light was fading fast, and Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but think of all the things that might be in these mountains, supernatural or not.
“Ah what I wouldn’t give for a jar of wine,” he said, speaking over his fear, tamping it down. “Even just ordinary village wine. How will we while away the evening by the fire? I don’t suppose you know any interesting stories.”
“No,” Lan Zhan said, shortly.
“Or campfire songs,” Wei Wuxian mused. “I know you have your guqin, but it isn’t the same. Well, it’ll have to be a game of questions, then.”
He glanced up and over at Lan Zhan, hoping to catch a grimace of dismay. Lan Zhan did not disappoint. Maybe other people wouldn’t have read that slight contraction of Lan Zhan’s perfect features the same way, but Wei Wuxian wasn’t other people. He laughed.
“First question,” he said. “What’s it like being an alpha?”
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27 Feb 2025
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I don't wanna go to Heaven without raisin' hell
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Go and let it all hang out tonight.
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They are each others' destiny
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private room by ScarlettStorm for dangercupcake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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“What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.
Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”
Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”
“I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”
Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.
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07 Feb 2025
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun [Fanvid] by FairestCat for SweetPollyOliver
Fandoms: Some Like It Hot (1959)
31 Jan 2025
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Daphne, in the morning light.
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they tryna take all of your dreams, but you can't allow it
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Campaign Playlist by ryfkah for seekingferret
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
09 Feb 2025
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appropriate music can really enhance the rpg experience
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Like Boom Boom [vid] by naye_visual (naye) for bingeling
Fandoms: 青蛇 | Green Snake (1993)
22 Jan 2025
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A club anthem to sexy snake ladies! Festivid treat for bingeling.
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let me live that fantasy