10 Works by depressionrobe

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    There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

    What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.

    This is the Podfuckery narrated by depressionrobe and written by emi_rose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,477
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?

    A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56
    Chapters:
    8/21
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    405
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    You are forty-eight years old when you leave Barbados for the first time.

    You are forty-nine when you return.

    It’s interesting: everyone thought you were dead. But your entire “death,” you’ve never felt more alive.

    Returning is like stepping back into your grave. This is the real death.

    ***

    Canon divergence AU. Stede Bonnet returns to his home in Barbados after a brief stint with piracy, ready to put the whole grizzly nonsense behind him. And when his wife tries to murder him in his sleep? Well, he’s willing to overlook it. Over the next twenty years, Stede stays stuck in a miserable marriage, attempting to raise his children, maintain his family’s name, and pretend he isn’t haunted by the man he loves—now long dead. But how long can he last before the charade finally comes to an end?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,595
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1,569
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    “What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.

    “Nothin’ and no.”

    “Want to come over?”

    Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”

    -

    That’s it. That’s the plot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    819
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    Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.

    A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    355
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    All the love on the Bonnet Family Farm left with the last breath of Elizabeth Bonnet. Stede thinks there’s still a heap left in the strawberry field she left behind. He finds it out for certain when, during the Summer of ‘96, the new farmhand comes to work with Stede’s dad. As Stede comes to learn, love grows in the most unexpected places.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    73
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    This happens once every few lifetimes...

     

    There are some things that can't be fought.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    45
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    Ed and Stede are best friends who are definitely not in love with each other, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    84
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    What do you do when the person you love has left you? What do you if you can't move on?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    61
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    Edward Teach is one of the grittiest, most talented wrestlers in the independent scene. And he’s really fucking bored.

    As he tries to break into the elite professional wrestling circuit he meets Stede Thomas, an inexperienced but enthusiastic wrestler. Ed’s and Stede’s paths collide in the ring, intertwine gloriously, fall apart catastrophically, and inevitably crash into each other again.

    (also on Twitter @ heelturnSMAU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    817
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99

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