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Podfuckery: Flesh and Blood by depressionrobe, emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by depressionrobe and written by emi_rose.
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- Part 15 of Podfuckery 2024
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Podfic of "Stationary" by unfunpleasures by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?
A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by depressionrobe, WidogastsWebofFire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2024
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You are forty-eight years old when you leave Barbados for the first time.
You are forty-nine when you return.
It’s interesting: everyone thought you were dead. But your entire “death,” you’ve never felt more alive.
Returning is like stepping back into your grave. This is the real death.
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Canon divergence AU. Stede Bonnet returns to his home in Barbados after a brief stint with piracy, ready to put the whole grizzly nonsense behind him. And when his wife tries to murder him in his sleep? Well, he’s willing to overlook it. Over the next twenty years, Stede stays stuck in a miserable marriage, attempting to raise his children, maintain his family’s name, and pretend he isn’t haunted by the man he loves—now long dead. But how long can he last before the charade finally comes to an end?
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Podfic of "Close Encounters" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2024
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“What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.
“Nothin’ and no.”
“Want to come over?”
Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”
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That’s it. That’s the plot.
Series
- Part 2 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 819
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Podfic of "Aliens Like Us" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2024
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Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.
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A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it
Series
- Part 1 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 355
Recent series
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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- 31,394
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Glass and Steel by absurdistaffair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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“I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”
“Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”
“If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”
“Are you calling me easy?”
“Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”
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Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.
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Day-to-Day (Upper Body) **(Also Not a Sex Injury)** by ReedP0int
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Two hours before a press release changes everything, Shane knows he’s supposed to call his best friend.
Shane just has to say the words out loud first.
How hard can that be?Series
- Part 2 of Day-to-Day (Upper Body) Series
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The Hollander Line by animeboysruinedmylife
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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“Which one is yours?”
Shane scans the ice for his daughter’s jersey number. Ilya had been really smug about it when they brought it home. She has your last name, Hollander, he’d said, let her have my number if she wants. Is better, anyway.
“That one,” he says, pointing at the clump of white jerseys. “Number 81. Mila.”
“Oh you’re Mila’s dad!” The woman looks delighted. “I’m Maddie’s mom. Jane.”
She holds her hand out, and Shane has to bite back a grin. He takes her hand.
“Shane,” he says, shaking it. “Nice to meet you.”
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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Empty Net by smilebackwards
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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When Scott’s parents died, it had been like being struck by lightning. A disaster out of the blue. This, waiting for the hammer to fall, was worse. It had been four days. People didn’t just disappear for four days for no reason.
Or: When Scott can’t get in touch with Kip for several days, he realizes the pitfalls of how isolated they are.