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R wlm'g pmld dszg blf hzrw (I don't know what you said) by Milk_and_Egg
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You don't like talking to people. You don't like how they look at you like you did something wrong by just existing. The man in your closet is different. He doesn't think what you say is odd, because he doesn't know what you say. You don't know what he says either. It's perfect. especially when you can't handle the pressures of the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Milk's NINAH-verse
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13 Nov 2025
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After becoming a [BIG SHOT], Spamton decides to visit his old business partner. Things are different between them now; until they aren’t.
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NEO fucks TV. And gets a little more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Spamtenna Ramblings
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- English
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- 2/2
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05 Oct 2025
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Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?
That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.
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16 Sep 2025
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After his vacation, Tenna showed up to work fresh as a daisy, practically walking on sunshine. He even greeted the Pippins much to Spamton’s surprise. The co-stars went about their life like nothing happened beneath that booth – save for catching each other in longing stares or idle touches. There was a pressure building up under Spamton’s skin with every day that passed, eating him like a disease, but he didn't dare show it or even acknowledge it. How was he meant to cope with this nearly defunct CRT giving him the best sex he's had in years? How was he meant to grapple with being this down bad for a man whom he was only planning on using?
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Spamton can't find satisfaction with anyone else after that evening with Tenna. He also can't proposition the star -- too worried that Tenna might start feeling like Spamton needs him equally. After a particularly unique shoot, the star-crossed lovers collide once more.Series
- Part 2 of Surprizes
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31 Aug 2025
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IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!
Spamton and Tenna brute force Tenna’s parental controls.
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25 Aug 2025