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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Maomao's drug to make appendages grow back works a little better than she expected.

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    02 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    A series of one-shots narrating various outsider characters catching Jinshi and Maomao in the act. Not that they notice.

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    01 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    “I didn’t mean to. It was just an experiment gone wrong.”

    “No,” Joka almost roared, “This is the last time.”

    “What do you mean?” Her eyes snapped back to her sister’s furious ones, “I’m a scientist, Joka. This is how I make my money.”

    “If you don’t end up killing yourself,” Joka fumed, “You’re going to end up in prison. You’re lucky the paramedics didn’t ask any questions about what they saw in your apartment. But you might not be so lucky next time.”

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    It all started as an experiment gone wrong, but instead of making a scientific breakthrough, Maomao is admitted to a psychiatric hospital. There she meets a host of characters who definitely belong there (but not her) including a very beautiful man who seems to think he's stuck in a Chinese historical drama.

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Maomao sighed.

    There was no point in panicking further. She was still at home. Her identity had not yet been compromised, all she had to do was set the disguise cuff in the windowsill for a while to charge. She should just get out of bed, text Jinshi that she had made it home safe, brush her teeth to wash the foul taste from her mouth, take a shower—

    Next to her, someone snuffled.

    Maomao felt every one of her spines stand on end.

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    Or, that moment when you, a mere alien scout on a research excursion to Earth, attend your Earth maybe-friend's wrap party and wake up in your thesis topic’s bed.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    “Naruto’s a strong kid,” Kakashi says, who has sauntered up to them in the meantime. “He’ll be fine.”

    Iruka smiles sadly. “I hope so. Thank you for helping us." He says and bows as deeply as he can manage with Naruto clinging to him – which isn’t very deep. “If you hadn’t been there…” He pauses, the imagery of what could have happened too violent in his mind. and he shakes his head to get rid of it.

    “Please,” he says. “Can I do anything to repay you?”

    “Maa, sensei,” Kakashi says, sticking his hands in his pockets. “I didn’t do it to get anything in return.”

    “I know that, Jounin-san, but I want to,” Iruka says, and blurts the first thing that pops up in his mind, “how about dinner?”

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    A fight late at night sparks an unlikely friendship between two unlikely people. Naruto is just along for the ride.

    (Featuring; mommies, late-night conversations, the things they do not say, guilt, hugs, and the general weirdness of a four year old)

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    19 Apr 2026