dirtyspringwash
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Sixteen-year-old Dylan is sent to live with her brother at a fire lookout tower to get her eating disorder under control—except her condition isn't anorexia, it's cannibalism, and something in the Oregon woods has been using her to feed it. When she's taken by four strangers who seem to know exactly what she is, Dylan has to figure out who's controlling her body before she loses what's left of herself.
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After her grandmother's death leaves seven-year-old Sakura living with absent ninja parents, she dedicates herself to becoming stronger through chakra practice. Her quiet determination catches the notice of two classmates—Sasuke Uchiha, whose respect she earns in defeat, and Naruto Uzumaki, an outcast who sees her potential—setting the stage for unexpected bonds that will change all their lives.
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the one where sakura’s grandma dies, her parents forget she exists, and she decides to become a chakra girlboss...and she accidentally collects a feral orphan and a brooding prodigy along the way.
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- Part 1 of things to do - universe
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“I think Sirius is trying to say that if my parents find out, they’ll hunt me for sport and use my pelt as a rug.”
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After learning about Remus’ fury problem during the Prank, Severus doesn’t go running off to the Shrieking Shack. He sends Regulus Black instead.
Under the full moon, Regulus comes face-to-face with a monster and becomes one himself.
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29 Jul 2026
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Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.
Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.
Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.
You know what they say: take me home, country roads.
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Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here. And stars, for some reason.
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Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.
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26 Apr 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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Bookmarked by dirtyspringwash
16 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I haven't felt this excited about a fic since middle school LOL, also read this in 2 hours, it was SO good.
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There's been a storm brewing inside Sakura ever since Sasuke left to seek out Orochimaru, and the growing realization that she might not be half the shinobi her teammates are. She's always been the one that held back and let the boys finish the job, but it's clear she can't let herself be the weak one any longer. It's time to take her fate into her own hands.
It started with breaking into a library. But after a slew of what could be arguably called bad decisions, Sakura puts together an unlikely team of shinobi and decides to take on several impossible goals: defeating Akatsuki, keeping her loved ones safe, and, the most impossible goal of all: the unification of the shinobi world.
Sakura's not going to be the weak one of Team Seven anymore.
(A pre-Shippuden divergence AU. Returned from hiatus!)
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Bookmarked by dirtyspringwash
12 Jun 2025
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21 /// the best naruto fanfiction i’ve ever read, perfect characterizations and plot line,, heavily recommend!!