17 Works by disoriented_writing
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Do Not Attempt At Home by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
12 Dec 2019
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It shouldn’t be possible, but here you are, and here it is, and truly — truly —
Despite the absurdity of getting fucked by a monster who really should be ripping you apart limb-by-limb, it’s — it’s —
It’s really fucking nice, god.
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- Part 1 of Ill-Advised
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She is surrounded with him and his particular sort of heat, the kind that fills up the void in her
chest, makes all the leftover rigidity in her body relax.
It’s nice. It’s — it’s really nice, honestly. It makes it so much easier to settle down, to let the
space between them fill with hot air and stuttering breath. His mouth is chapped and hesitant
against hers. There’s a gentleness, here — in the tilt of his head and the press of his lip, in the
sweet, bare-brushing scratch of his scruff against her chin that makes something deep in her
chest ache and ache and ache. -
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It's a little like praying, this is.
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Pepi, with all due respect, what the fuck by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: The Arcana (Visual Novel)
01 Jul 2019
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Holy Moses Portia, be respectful
Or, Pepi is accidentally a little shit, and Portia's gonna die of heart failure.
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There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation by disoriented_writing for kumatt
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Jul 2019
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There’s something ephemeral about summer days.
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a little bit of coffee makes me your man by disoriented_writing for oh___daiisy
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Sep 2018
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"Oh shit," James hisses as hot coffee spills over his jacket — his favorite jacket, dammit — down his chest, down his jeans. "Ow — Jesus, Mary and Joseph —”
"Fuck!" The other person says, all surprise and impatience. He bumped into someone, great, that's fine. It's fine, it's not like this is the last pair of clean clothes he's got, or anything —Or, the cliche meet ugly cafe au nobody asked for but everyone secretly loves.
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don't say it's unholy (if i let you come hold me) by disoriented_writing, redlion (redlight)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Mar 2018
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Lance tries to treat Allura like she is normal. He grins that terrible smirk as he greets her, and he calls her beautiful, and he kisses her hand, and he says hello princess, my princess. Says it as though his own hands aren't shaking.
Funnily enough, he does not run when she bares her teeth.
Allura might just hate him, a little. All confusing things are just puzzles. This Lance must be a puzzle – something logical that can be taken apart and analyzed and pieced back together – except she can't.
She can't solve him.
lance pretends he isn't scared of monsters, and allura pretends to be scary.
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100 word snapshots of the lives of five awkward Paladins, a Princess, and everyone's resident Crazy Uncle.
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The Gift That Keeps On Giving by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
16 Aug 2017
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Rose doesn't like Scorpius Malfoy. He's
thoughtfulannoying, anddiligentpersistent, andbrilliantstupid.
It isn't Christmastime, but who said that gifts could only be given for a holiday?Series
- Part 3 of It's Holiday Season! (but not really)
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Warm Summer Days by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2017
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Jacob and Queenie Kowalski live the quiet life that they deserve (and maybe get some sweets out of it, too).
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and the ugliness reared its head by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2017
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Harry has to do his homework, but it's a bit difficult when his best friend is (
not flirting, totally not flirting) having a conversation with (the girl he has a crush on, the girl he's always had a crush on) his other best friend. -
Gingerbread Men and Ornaments by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2017
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Draco and Hermione, in the kitchen, baking cookies.
(And maybe there are some shenanigans, as well.)Series
- Part 1 of It's Holiday Season! (but not really)
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If You Give a Supersoldier a Kitchen by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
18 Sep 2016
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He might just bake some goods.
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- Part 4 of Memories
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Until the Morning Comes by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2016
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James had nightmares.
Usually, they weren’t too bad. He wouldn’t even cry out; just twitch and roll a little in bed until his eyes snapped open.
But sometimes... sometimes his nightmares were different.Series
- Part 3 of Memories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,370
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 243
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Cause for Celebration by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
18 Sep 2016
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Tonight is a good night -- Sam and Steve are together, everyone is drunk (except Bruce) and James is just bold enough to play Pocky.
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- Part 2 of Memories
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Small Things and Unremembering by disoriented_writing
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
18 Sep 2016
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James is a puzzle of memories that he has to put back together into a picture that makes sense, except the pieces don't fit and most of them are missing.
Or, James remembers children.
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- Part 1 of Memories
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Harry is moping; Hermione smells bullshit. Everything is good and nothing hurts.
aka i wrote this hellas ago and wanted to post it in the middle of september instead of december for some reason sorrySeries
- Part 2 of It's Holiday Season! (but not really)