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    “A word, please? This is very, very important.”
    “Gale,” Astarion said, voice breaking.
    It looked like him. It sounded like him. But it wasn’t him. It couldn’t be.
    Because Gale was dead.

     

    Gale detonates the orb in the final fight. Astarion will do anything to get him back.

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    29 Mar 2024

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    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    09 Jul 2021

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    Tommy was a good pilot, he had to be. He was one of Dream’s best and took immense pride in it. Decimating fleets and helping Dream’s army push further than ever before. He owes the man his life, Dream was his brother, he saved and raised him and Tommy would give him the world. That’s what he had decided.

    Tommy was a fighter. He had been one ever since Dream had taken him in and he would be one until it killed him.

    Being captured by the resistance puts a small setback on his plans, that's all.

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    or: Tommy fights for Dream right until he's captured by the SBI. They help him heal.

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    05 Jul 2021

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    Technoblade looked like the brother he remembered from childhood, the one that would crack deadpan jokes while they worked on the farm, and be invested in the mythology of the Bible.

    "I missed you," Wilbur said, voice rough. "I thought you were dead. I missed you so much. I still miss you."

     

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    Wilbur and Technoblade grew up in a doomsday cult. Phil helps them heal from the aftermath.

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    28 Jun 2021

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    26 Jun 2021