distractedrighter
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Felicity escapes Vault 101 in pursuit of her father, and her childhood bully follows suit. A reimagining of Fallout 3, but if Butch was by the Lone Wanderer's side the entire time. Rating will change.
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“Come onnnn. Tell me what it was like. Vault-shattering? Toe curling?” His voice raised to a higher, mocking pitch when he continued, “Oh, Butch! Don’t stop!”
It's prom night, and Felicity (unintentionally) makes a bet with Butch that she's not prepared to cash in.
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“Honestly, darling, I should be insulted that you would force me to stoop to these lengths just to talk to you. This alleyway is positively filthy.”
After Astarion's confession in Act 2, Tav resigns to being his friend out of the tremendous guilt from shacking up with him in Act 1. They meet 10 years later. Fluff ensues. Basically, I wrote this to heal my own heart.
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“Darling, you’re sitting in front of a naked vampire with over two hundred years of experience. You didn’t really think I came out here just to hear about how Gale is terrible in bed, did you?”
When Gale’s proposition fails to leave Tav satisfied, Astarion saves the night.
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Mimi smiled, enjoying embarrassing her friend. “Yes, as her official after-life bestie, I get all of the deets on the rest of her rendezvous. This is the first one she’s hidden from me, so I think it’s okay if I tease her about it. Right, V?” She ended her sentence with a wink.
After Malbonte publicly teases Vicky for her relationship with Bont, the rest of the group has questions.
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It's prom in Vault 101 and everyone's there except for Amy- who needs prom anyway? She was never one for dress up anyway. She's just trying to enjoy a free night without her family in the house when she bumps into the only other graduate whose not partying up, but she could swear he had a date. Looks like it takes two losers to tango.
(Two teens being annoying together and having a fun and terrible time trying to communicate and save their silly reputations at the same time.)
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18 Mar 2026
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Butch needs first aid, but the doctor is out. The only person available is the doc's kid.
Minor content warning for mentions of blood.
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09 Jun 2025
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"Why are you here?" he asked. The now remained unsaid. If you knew where to find me, why did you let me think you were dead for two years?
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Set in Mass Effect 2.
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30 Mar 2025
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“Why do you act like that, huh? All holier than thou, like you're better than me. You think you’re so damn smart, but you’re not. You’ve just got more experience than me ‘cause you got exiled up here—and that’s not my fault, don’t act like it is.”
She narrowed her eyes indignantly. “I never said it was—”
“You stop lordin' it over me right now, you hear me?” Butch interrupted, like she hadn’t said a word. “You’d still be in that shop bleedin’ and cryin’ for your dad if I hadn’t fixed you up.”
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A thunderstorm forces Butch and the Lone Wanderer underground. They argue, share some secrets, and come to an understanding.
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- Part 3 of more, more, and more
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23 Feb 2025
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So far, their peace treaty held. It would hurt if it didn’t, though he’d never, not in a million years, admit that to her. Butch DeLoria had his pride, too.
“Bet you can’t tell me who Copernicus is,” she taunted.
“Some dead guy who was old news before the world went to shit,” he replied.
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The Lone Wanderer ignores her birthday. She and Butch visit the National Mall instead.
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- Part 4 of more, more, and more
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23 Feb 2025