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    Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    18 Dec 2024

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    The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.

    Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.

    Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.

    Well, whatever. They can handle this.

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    A Human Condition by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    01 May 2026

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    Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.

    In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.

    Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
    He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?

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    The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.

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    Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem by

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    18 Jan 2025

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    Triangulation (n.):
    A phenomenon in psychology wherein an individual manipulates a third party into an existing conflict, intensifying tension and maintaining control by deflecting responsibility.

    After their tumultuous falling out, Ford drowns himself in industrial-strength coffee and spirals toward sleep-deprivation induced psychosis in a desperate attempt to escape his mistakes. Meanwhile, Bill’s inability to accept Ford’s rejection is wreaking havoc on his other responsibilities. As their behaviour becomes increasingly unhinged, a third party is unwittingly drawn into their dynamic, forcing all three of them to face their demons.

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