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    Jason shows up bleeding on your couch more often than he should. You’ve stopped asking questions. He pretends he’s not getting attached. Then one night, he brings home a dog.

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    “…How old did you say you were?,” he asked.

    I was taken aback by the question. “What the—why does that matter!? Didn’t you try to drag me and my best friend into, like, ultra-hell for your son’s master bolt?,” I pointed out, pointing a finger at the, for some reason, now shameful perpetrator of my summer-suffering.

    He sputtered. “I thought you were older!,” he explained as if that justified dragging anyone into the screaming pits of Tartarus.

    “So you thought you were just sacrificing a freaking midget for your cause or something? Because I don’t know about you, but I do not look like a satyr,” I said, throwing up my hands in the air in exasperation.
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    What if Kronos felt a certain way about fighting a twelve year-old Percy?

    How would this have affected the future of not just their relationships, but Percy's relationship with the gods as well?

    Follow Percy through the adventures of books 1-5 to see how Percy deals with his grandfather's morally dubious attempts to nudge him away from the events of the second titanomachy.

    Told entirely from the POV of Percy Jackson!

    (Original idea from @/Sparkletastic !!)

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    Poseidon was often called the father of monsters and even when he loathed to admit it, the name was apt.

     

    So when Perseus was born, Poseidon was prepared for the worst, another head, three times too many fingers, whatever it was, he would love it and try to protect it.

    Imagine his surprise when somehow, Percy came out with ten fingers and ten toes, perfectly normal looking and with a powerful lung. Of course, he’d had demigod children in the past, but it didn’t happen often for him to be graced with a real child.

    Who could then blame him, when he watched Perseus closely growing up, chest swollen with pride because he was perfect? Perfect like Triton, his heir, and so funny. It felt only natural to claim Perseus as his, the first opportunity he got, he was so proud to be able to present such a courageous and normal child.

     

    (Percy is anything but)

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    Percy in a way he could've been, had things been slightly different

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    22 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    yet another peter parker in gotham spiel, y'all know the drill

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    22 Nov 2025

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    Connor’s mad at the gods, so he makes his own

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