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    everyone wants a father figure, and the more time dennis spends in the pitt, the further he feels from god. he hasn’t called his family in weeks. it only makes sense that he starts worshipping dr michael robinavitch instead.

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    robby, dennis & jack work their shit out on each other

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?

    All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.

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    When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.

    Peter's life is really weird.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    05 Jan 2025

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    Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    "Wanna see it?"

    Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"

    "Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
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    Or, the phallo fic.

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    11 Aug 2024