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Sunoo planned to spend the summer helping his parents settle into their new countryside home. What he didn’t plan for was falling for a very handsome farmer living nearby.
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08 Jun 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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05 Jun 2026
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“Just hear me out, okay? This will be mutually beneficial. I make him mad because I look like I've already moved on and immediately found a hot new suitor, and you look hotter to others because not only are you suddenly off the market, but you’re now dating The Park Jimin,” he said, gesturing at himself.
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The one where Yoongi and Jimin fake date but their "Deal" rapidly evolves, leading to a complicated Friends with Benefits situation, catching feelings, sharing things about their past, and communicating all these complicated feelings through the shared language of music.
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- Part 1 of what is your love song?
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29 May 2026
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He’s tall, is the first thought that flashes through Lando’s brain when he lays eyes on Oscar Piastri. It shouldn’t be a surprise, most men are taller than Lando, but all the same he finds his eyes catching on the width of Oscar’s shoulders, the couple inches that separate them.
He’s also, as a first impression, very eh. Not in like a bad way, just neutral.
“So you’re my new Aussie?” are the words that come out of his mouth.
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16 Mar 2026
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Lando Norris is in deep shit.
He had just been kicked out of his band. The band that he was playing in for two years. And now he's left sitting in his car, wondering if he'll ever play again.
But just as things seem to start working out for him again, when an opportunity comes his way, a chance to play again, a stupid decision he had made a night before comes back to him and punches him in the face.
Because when he meets up with his new potential band, the drummer is no one else but the guy he hooked up with the night prior. And his name is Oscar Piastri.OR
Lando fucked ONE hot blondish guy he wasn't supposed to fuck. And now he has to make music with him and pretend like nothing ever happened. He's not very successful with that. Neither is the hot blondish guy.
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03 Mar 2026