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I know everybody here thinks he needs you, I'll be waiting right here just to show you by amanday0ung
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Jun 2026
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House and Wilson have been married for almost 10 years now. They hadn’t exactly been hiding it, anyone who had met them should’ve realized, but somehow Houses team has still not figured it out.
(Title from Everybody here wants you - Jeff Buckley)
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22 Sep 2026
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"Women don't want gentlemen, they want bullies and thugs."
Roy's words come back to haunt him in the form of Maurice Moss. Because, as it turns out, Roy is the same.
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05 Jul 2026
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i wanna fuck with the party; i wanna fuck with the men by mikademicks
Fandoms: South Park
19 May 2026
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the ULTIMATE chat fic of doom, despair, and dumbass teenagers
(sporadic updates pls forgive my potty mouth)
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05 May 2026
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A Portrait of Kevin Price as a Young Mormon by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
27 Mar 2017
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“Get lost,” says Connor, smiling. “We are nineteen years old, we have our whole lives ahead of us. Screw secure futures. It’s about here and now, right?”
Kevin nods. “Latter Day doesn’t mean afterlife, it means tomorrow.”“Right,” Connor says. He hums to himself, a tune that Kevin doesn’t recognise. “Screw the past, too.”
“Aye aye, Captain,” says Kevin. “Screw the past.”
Or; Arnold is the greatest best friend in the world, Connor is a jerk, and Kevin Price is hot and bothered.Series
- Part 1 of A Portrait of Kevin Price
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“Never have I ever said my favourite dinosaur was a Triceratops,” says Kevin. Connor frowns at him.
“What’s wrong with that?”
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Connor and Nabulungi work in a museum, Kevin and Arnold are teachers, and there's a field trip. Experts Are Shocked At What Happens Next!