14 Bookmarks by dumbwhiteguy
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I know everybody here thinks he needs you, I'll be waiting right here just to show you by amanday0ung
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Jun 2026
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House and Wilson have been married for almost 10 years now. They hadn’t exactly been hiding it, anyone who had met them should’ve realized, but somehow Houses team has still not figured it out.
(Title from Everybody here wants you - Jeff Buckley)
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22 Sep 2026
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"Women don't want gentlemen, they want bullies and thugs."
Roy's words come back to haunt him in the form of Maurice Moss. Because, as it turns out, Roy is the same.
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05 Jul 2026
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i wanna fuck with the party; i wanna fuck with the men by mikademicks
Fandoms: South Park
19 May 2026
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the ULTIMATE chat fic of doom, despair, and dumbass teenagers
(sporadic updates pls forgive my potty mouth)
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05 May 2026
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“Never have I ever said my favourite dinosaur was a Triceratops,” says Kevin. Connor frowns at him.
“What’s wrong with that?”
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Connor and Nabulungi work in a museum, Kevin and Arnold are teachers, and there's a field trip. Experts Are Shocked At What Happens Next!
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Sleepless in Kitguli by Crow_Patronus for Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
15 Feb 2026
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Kevin is having hell dreams, and finding Connor in the living room watching a movie one night, decides to join him. They get closer and closer…you get the idea :)
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Fluffy Valentine’s Day oneshot!
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17 Feb 2026
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your mother reports your father's blue, dear by shortlikemarvin (FunTimesAtTheDisco)
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
09 Aug 2026
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Marvin's parents are suddenly back in his life. A lot of wounds, that were left untreated, are torn open.
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weathering the storm by PurplePatchwork
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
09 Dec 2025
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They’re all but standing shoulder-to-shoulder as they contemplate the bed, no room to run.
“It’s, um…” Connor smacks his lips. “It’s maybe just a little…”
“It’s a shoebox,” Kevin deadpans.
Or: Kevin's just trying to make it home, and return to a semblance of normalcy. Too bad the universe gives him Connor McKinley instead.
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03 Feb 2026
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What More Can I Say? by Cy_an1de
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
13 Aug 2026
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After their mission in Uganda, Kevin and Connor head to New York in Pursuit of a Broadway Career for Connor.
All goes well until Kevin runs into yet another person who mistakes him for someone called “Whizzer” (which is a stupid name in his opinion) and then his life changes. And it just keeps changing.
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21 Jan 2026
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you can see it with the lights out by succulentsofa
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
01 Oct 2025
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Kevin Price is the prettiest princess, and Connor McKinley is so very whipped.
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21 Jan 2026
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So Tongue Out Of My Cheek Now, I’m Done Pulling Faces by PepperedMothsAndButterflies
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
19 Jan 2026
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Kevin is having some pretty bad cramps, and runs out of painkillers- so he goes to the first person he thinks of.
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19 Jan 2026
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kevin price is messy. connor mckinley is gay. heartache ensues
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18 Jan 2026
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two hearts that work as one by succulentsofa
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
15 Jan 2026
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In which Connor's phone keeps going straight to voicemail, and Kevin Price goes on an odyssey.
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18 Jan 2026
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A Portrait of Kevin Price as a Young Mormon by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
27 Mar 2017
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“Get lost,” says Connor, smiling. “We are nineteen years old, we have our whole lives ahead of us. Screw secure futures. It’s about here and now, right?”
Kevin nods. “Latter Day doesn’t mean afterlife, it means tomorrow.”“Right,” Connor says. He hums to himself, a tune that Kevin doesn’t recognise. “Screw the past, too.”
“Aye aye, Captain,” says Kevin. “Screw the past.”
Or; Arnold is the greatest best friend in the world, Connor is a jerk, and Kevin Price is hot and bothered.Series
- Part 1 of A Portrait of Kevin Price
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why did you invite me to your wedding by succulentsofa
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
22 Sep 2025
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Kevin (DO NOT DRUNK TEXT): hey ik its been a whil
but i just wanted u to now
im getting married nxt month
ur invited to the weeding
if u want 2 comeConnor is sick and fucking tired of Kevin Price intruding into his life at the worst possible moments.