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    Summary

    A documentary crew arrives at the Daily Planet to experience a day at work at a seemingly ordinary news station.

    Featuring, the new intern no one gets the name right, the work place love drama, the prank calling and the suspicious amounts of time Clark Kent leaves for the bathroom.

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    7/?
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    The long awaited part 5 of the series - dont read this if you havent read the other ones xD

    Peter Parker still has beef with ice-cream

    Gwen Stacy is even more of a mess

    Miles Morales is actually doing really great

    Jason Todd found a family

    Richard Grayson got rid of the mantle

    Damian Wayne is still too young to be the most mature in the room

    The Batfamily is collapsing

    And Bizarro... Could you please give everyone hugs? They need it.

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    31,419
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    10
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    215
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    She huffed, Sevika always knew best, it was Jinx the fool, Sevika this, Sevika that, I'm right, you are wrong, I'm Sevika a big ogre an- 

     

    “Are you really?” 

    “You ever notice how you can make music with a gun?”

    “Jinx.” 

    “And I don't mean just, shooting people I mean look” she blew on it a few times to demonstrate, until the ogre caught the gun from her “lame” 

     

    “Your actions affect all of us.” 

    “OH, I have a big idea! Maybe I should make a gun that is also a music box!!” 

    “For fucks sake! PAY ATTENTION” 

    “A BOOMbox if you will” 

     

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    Or: I still have trauma over Silco's death, so here's how he's even more of a caring parent and how that changes absolutely everything.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    1
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    Summary

    INTERMISSION!

    Gwen Poole decided that she had enough of marvel and switched over universes, of course, chaos ensued.

     

    This is part of a series but can be read separately (Some things won't make sense, but not a lot)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    Summary

    Peter Parker has beef with the idea of Ice-cream.

    Gwen Stacy is drawn to bad choices

    Jason Todd is bad at making friends.

    Damian Wayne is too young to be the most adult in the room.

    Richard Grayson never wanted the mantle.

     

    The Outlaws are a band.

    The Batfamily is trying their best.

    And Bizarro... Bizarro could you PLEASE stop jumping inside interdimentional holes???!!!

     

    --

    This is a part 3 in a series,, you can read ig without the rest, but it'll probably be a bit confusing

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    143,647
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    61
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    3,454
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    Summary

    A kid was being mean to him.

    A kid was being mean to him so the only logical conclusion that Izuku (at his glorious 4 years of age and having no quirk) could get to was to punch the mean kid in the face.

    The kid cried.

    But he was never mean to him again :D

    Or:

    Life was going great for quirkless Izuku, who doesnt love getting bullied daily after all? Until one day everything changed after the fire nation attacked.

    New family was made but with that also came new enemies.

    Also, Izuku stop stealing your brother's socks, for fucks sake.

    Or:

    Tenko was having a great life, an amazing life, he was the favorite child, he had all the toys, all the love, until one day a brother came into his life, after that everything went to shit, and why the fuck arent these stupid heroes leaving him alone????

    He regretted wishing Izuku would grow up and stop being cute and hording the attention, teenagers suck.

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    81,191
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    17,804
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    Summary

    Gwen Stacy was a terrible person. At least, that's what everyone around her believed, so it must be true.

    One day she's thrown in Gotham.

    And immediately gets tangled up with the police.

     

    Jason Todd was breaking. But instead of dealing with his feelings, he decided to deal with everyone else's. Which led him to adopt a phsycho that called herself Joker's Daughter along with Roy.

    Somehow they all get tangled up.

    And start a band.

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    English
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    16,517
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,652
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    Peter Parker was old. He was 44, had been Spider-Man for decades now and there wasn't much that could get to him anymore, he had fought aliens, had been cloned, body snatched, sorta killed and ressurrected, there wasn't much that surprised him.

    At least that's what he thought.

    Getting thrown in another universe, de-aged and having to figure out his life again was really not in his mind as things that could happen nor things that he wanted to happen.

    MJ was really going to kill him for missing his weekend with the kids.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    5,107
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    Summary

    Midoriya Izuku did not get a choice like so many others.

    And now as he’s being forced into a second chance, he yet again does not get a choice.

    Yay him.

     

    (This fic was adopted as per the author’s request, but i have rewritten everything owo)

    Language:
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    26,424
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    3,778
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    Summary

    Izuku finds himself suddenly in his four year old body with a bunch of memories that he shouldn't have and thus decides to save the world with those memories.

    What he didn't consider was that an anomaly would also have time travelled and ruined all his plans.

    Now there are several problems he's facing, one: Why the hell did he time travel
    Two: Why the hell did the anomaly have to travel with him?
    Three: Minor existential crisis
    Four: Was the commission always this shitty?

    Language:
    English
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    17,069
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3,545
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    Summary

    Years ago a baby was born glowing and that changed everything.

    “Kacchan!”
    “Fuck, we gotta run!”
    “Wait wait wait”

    “I’LL KILL YOU”

    BANG!

    Society wasn't ready for the changes.
    Society wasn't ready at all.

    “KILL THOSE MUTANT SCUMS!”
    “BURN THEM ALL!”
    “THEY DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE!”
    “MONSTERS, MONSTERS!”
    “I’LL KILL YOU!”

    Panting.
    Most sound was drowned as all they could hear was panting.

    “Kacchan?”
    “Fuck”

    It’s easy to drown out all sound when the person you love is dying in front of you.

    “I can save him child”
    “No”
    “I’m the only one who can”
    “NO!”

    But despair makes it so even devils become your friends.

    “I fucking hate you”
    “Oh, I know child, give me your hand”

    And deals are signed when it takes over your mind.

    “You are mine now, child”

     

    ...

    “I don’t fucking care If we live a thousend cursed lives, even that is better than a blessed one without you in it”

    Two hundred years later the consequences of their choices still haunted them. 

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    128
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    34
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    Summary

    A long time ago in a land far far away..

    13 years have passed since Izuku was shoved in tartarus and forgotten in there by everyone. Until one day, he is freed by someone whose face he didnt even recognize anymore.

    A lot changed in those years, such as the rise of the meta liberation army as the new doctrine, being strong is the law as society has no place for weaklings.

    Now, as rebel forces try to end this reign of terror and once more change society for the better, Izuku must try to find his place in a world that had long forgotten about him.

    What will he fight for?

    Is fighting for anything even worth it anymore?

    (this is the third part in a series, dont read this separately)
    (Also, I hope everyone read this summary with the clone wars narrator voice)
    (Also also, just to be clear, i purposefuly made this summary similar to star wars bc i thought it was fun, but the plot really isnt in that tone :))

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    English
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    35,885
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    98
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2,616
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    Summary

    He just needed to get home, that's all he needed, unfortunaly there were powerful forces in the world at work that prevented him from doing so.

    It really wasnt his fault

    What?

    Why would you say that's a lie????

    There has never been a honestier man in this earth.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    928
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    Summary

    Throughout the years, many people have questioned themselves on what could be the best way to impress a possible future father-in-law.

    Izuku Midoriya was not a sucessfull case.

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    English
    Words:
    2,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    913
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    Summary

    Midoriya Izuku has:
    - a shapshifter quirk and spends a bit too much time as an animal instead of as a human,
    - little regards for the law,
    - a rodent and a commission keeping an eye on him
    - and a supporting family.
    He lacks a little in the friend department but that's fine, he will probably get there.

     

    Or: crack with a plot :D
    Edit: This turned out less crack and more plot than i anticipated xD
    Edit 2: Russion translation by Blue_psychopath: https://ficbook.net/readfic/12303832
    Edit 3: Alt Russion translation by Kamosheia: https://ficbook.net/readfic/018998b3-3567-7941-93ba-5019f7223e80
    Edit 4: We've got a new podfic by onix_moon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8whZliVr4UM

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    317,257
    Chapters:
    118/118
    Collections:
    25
    Comments:
    2,003
    Kudos:
    6,348
    Bookmarks:
    1,357
    Hits:
    300,154
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    Summary

    Two weeks before the start of college Izuku had an epiphany. He HAD to get drunk, he woudnt be able to once he became a hero, so he HAD to.

    That said, imagine the first episode of greys anatomy, except nothing like that and chaotic.

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    English
    Words:
    2,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    984
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    Summary

    five years have passed since the events of the kidnapping series, in those five years a lot of shit happened.

    Sometimes cake is not enough.

     

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    this is a part 2 so if you didnt read part 1 you won't understand anything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,640
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,229
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    Summary

    These stories will mostly be one shots of extras, that didn't fit the main story, but that are all canon, they also don't follow a timeline but i'll try saying where in the timeline they'd be.. they make no sense unless you read the main story so... yeah.. welp. i got nothing else to say...

    enjoy :D

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,921
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,624
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    Summary

    How was Izuku supposed to know shoving that pointy stick at someone = hurt?

    He was a simple small child who didn't know better about the world.

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    Or: Izuku is small and Izuku has a knife, he is not afraid to do the necessary to get what he wants.

    Meanwhile people just keep trying to convince him to stop murdering people for cake and he just doesnt gets why

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,404
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    1,109
    Kudos:
    1,941
    Bookmarks:
    375
    Hits:
    57,246
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    Summary

    He chuckled “heh i'm in danger”
    “IZU?!” Tenko yelled from the middle of the USJ in the middle of his villain speech, he couldn't blame him, he’d probably do the same if the situations were reversed.
    “Midoriya-kun, why does the villain know your name?” someone, he wasn't even sure who, because they were all shouting similar questions at him asked.

     

    or: chaos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,630
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    219
    Kudos:
    1,089
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
    33,963

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