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    After another ill-timed and annoyingly childish outburst from one Simon Snow, he and Baz find themselves thrown into a world where things are... kind of okay, maybe? Simon is an idiot stoner, Penny is the best character ever written, and Baz finds himself witnessing what his life would be like if he didn't grow up alone.
    AKA I fucking love Carry On parallel universe fics and I wanted to write one. This is way too long and sort of stupid. Enjoy.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    From the moment he receives the order to infiltrate the League, Hawks knows he's fucked. Luckily for him, he's got a good enough head on his shoulders to spin the situation in his favour and a list of heroes he'd like to see dead.

    Or: When the HPSC signs his death sentence, Hawks offers the League an alliance. What he didn't account for is how compatible he and a certain fiery villain seem to be, nor how much he'd enjoy not being under the Commission's thumb all the time. Soon enough he's faced with a choice; his life as a hero, or a life where he's free?

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    22 Oct 2025

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    When Hunith sent Merlin to Camelot, it was less about people in Ealdor growing suspicious, and more about people from outside of Ealdor trying to find Merlin... what happens when a diplomatic mission reunites Merlin from a figure from his past?

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Neil is the most attractive person Andrew has ever seen in his entire life. Too bad that Andrew can't express that fact (not opinion) properly to him. It all should be fine, it's not like Neil doesn't know he's hot, right?

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Zuko had never excelled at anything. Azula was a prodigy. Uncle always knew what to say. And Father... Father was strong, iron-like. But Zuko had only ever been good at surviving. Putting one foot in front of the other in a grim show of stubborn determination, gritting his teeth and bearing it. Survival was all he had ever been taught. He knew how to do it. So when he was kidnapped by the Southern Water Tribe, he expected to fight as he always had. He didn’t expect to be taught instead how to live.

    In a warring land, the Water Tribe forgave the enemy in an act of defiance. For this, he was torn from them, and this time, his wounds won't heal so easily.

    Forced back into nothing but survival, the last person Zuko expected to see was Hakoda's son. Hakoda was a promise of safety. The relentless blue of Sokka’s eyes was a promise of happiness. Zuko could have both if he just reached out his hands, but he found them clutching into fists. After all, he’d been burned one too many times.

    But hey, at least between Hakoda and Sokka, Zuko could appreciate the family resemblance of pure, asinine stubbornness.

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    10 Jul 2025