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    Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.

    They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.

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    or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.

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    “I- I fucked Ilya” He doesn't know a better way to say it.

    “I knew it!!” Rose says with a laugh, swinging her uno cards in the air.

    “Nooo,” Hayden complains rather comically, putting down his card.

    Something about the small crowd’s undivided attention, or the barely there buzz from the weed has Shane wanting to say more. He licks his bottom lip, before going to sit by Rose.

    “He’s a great kisser.”

    “What???” Every single one of them call out. He pauses in a kneeling position, taken a back by the unison.

    or: Shane is dealing with a fresh break up. He meets Ilya at a party not knowing the full extent of his reputation. Ilya doesn't hold up to it anyways.

    orr: Ilya doesn't kiss his hooks up. Shane is an anomaly.

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

    Please read the tags and beginning author's notes before continuing.

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    2022
    Ilya Rozanov dies on a Tuesday. Shane spends five years mourning him.

    2027
    Ilya Rozanov returns on a Tuesday (he thinks). Shane is on his way - just hold on a little longer.

    In the wake of the Blip, half of Earth's population dies. One of them is Ilya Rozanov. Shane Hollander grieves him for five years. When Ilya returns, he's pretty sure Shane has moved on. Shane is just trying to get back to his husband, and if he has to rent a dodgy motorbike to do it, he will. Nothing's going to keep him from Ilya.

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    From: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    To: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    Subject: Incorrect Delivery

    Dear Mr. Rozanov,

    I am writing to inform you that I have once again received a package intended for your business, which was mistakenly delivered to mine. I kindly ask that you review this matter with the carrier in order to prevent further occurrences.
    Your package is available for pickup here. Otherwise, it will be returned to sender.

    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Blue Line Books
    4031 Wellington St, Verdun, Quebec H4G 1V6, Canada
    [+1 (514) 024-1410] | [[email protected]]

    ・・・

    From: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    To: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    Subject: Re: Incorrect Delivery

    ok ))

    Sent from my iPhone

    Or,
    Shane Hollander runs a bookstore and keeps getting his packages misdelivered. By coincidence (or not), the packages belonging to Ilya Rozanov – the owner of the sex shop across the street – always seem to show up at his store. Shane is determined to resolve the situation. Ilya, not so much.

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