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i built a home for you, for me (held on as tightly as you held onto me) by coat
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
19 May 2015
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As Lexa walks past, giving the dog a wide berth, she spots a figure beside it. A girl with braided blonde hair stretches out on the park bench, fingers tangled in the dog’s thick fur. She frowns softly. Usually the homeless people Lexa sees are older males with scruffy beards, tugging shopping carts filled with cans. But this girl on the bench, her golden hair streaming over her back, looks so out of place that Lexa almost stops. Most homeless tend to stay near the city, yet here she is, in the middle of the forest.
Or: In which Lexa takes in two strays, but it's really herself that's saved in the process.
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“Either way,” says Anya. “You got hitched.” She got up and walked over to her sister, thrusting out her hand. “Give me your hand.” Lexa complied. “Your other hand, dumbass. I want to look at the ring.”
“Oh, me too!” Soon Raven sidled up beside Clarke, looking at the matching ring with excitement. Her face fell when she caught sight of it. “It’s kinda plain looking, don’tcha think? I always assumed you’d be a diamond kind of gal, Clarke.”
“Raven we were drunk when we got them.”
Anya ignored the exchange in favor of taking off Lexa’s ring and studying it, turning it around and looking at the writing that was inside. Without pausing, she took out her phone and dialed a number.
“What are you doing?”
“Calling the number to the chapel that’s engraved in this ring. You idiots bought cheap ass rings, look.” She gestured to Lexa’s hand. “You finger is fucking green.”
Or: The Hangover AU
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Clexa college!AU: in which Clarke grows tired of hearing Octavia and Lincoln’s escapades in the next room, so Lincoln offers her his apartment for study. He fails to mention his heavily tattooed hockey player roommate in the process.
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Clarke doesn't realise her mic is still on; Lexa is endearing.
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"I am a female, 23 year old felon with no high school degree and a Harley Davidson motorbike one year younger than me. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 28 depending on make-up and clothing. I’m a university student and also work part time at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
I can do these things at your request:
openly hit on other guests while you act like you dont noticestart instigative discussions about politics, sexuality and/or religion
propose to you in front of everyone
pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink but i have first hand experience of rowdy drunks due to my job)
start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbours to see.
I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest!"
inspired by a tumblr post