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Good Omens Headcanon: Heaven and Hell are equally bad for humans by everything_rhymes_meta (everything_rhymes)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Mar 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley both work for organizations that cause suffering. They are both at once complicit in and trapped by the system. But there's one way in which what they do doesn't matter at all: Heaven and Hell are equally bad for humans.
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I didn't mean to become a father, I just fell in with the right angel by everything_rhymes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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Kids ask questions. Crowley grumbles. Aziraphale has an idea.
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Wedding Song (There Is Love) for Aziraphale and Crowley by everything_rhymes for elisi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Dec 2019
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Lyrics to Peter, Paul & Mary's "Wedding Song (There Is Love)", re-written for the Ineffable Husbands
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To switch bodies successfully, you need the right metaphor.
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Buffy and Spike on a summer night in New York City.
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Crowley blesses some crops and is mistaken for an angel.
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18 Dec 2020
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Aziraphale dozes, a demon in his arms, and receives a divine visitation in his dreams.
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18 Dec 2020
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Things to do in bed after sex: feeding your partner chocolates, cuddling, arguing about whether you're cuddling, sleeping, contemplating divine predestination vs. free will, being ridiculously in love.
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09 Dec 2020
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The Hosts of Heaven do not constitute a family.
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05 Sep 2020
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Crowley is nowhere to be found. Crowley has missed a
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04 Sep 2020