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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    03 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Companion piece to 'Your Freckles Spell Out Cutie-Pie".
    Ilya's POV this time. Probably makes more sense if you've read 'Your Freckles....' first.

    A reimagining of HR - what would have happened if these sweet idiot boys had actually spoken to each other? And became friends? Would they find their way to love each other eventually? A sweet, slightly snarky, retelling of their story. Which does get a little smutty once they turn 19....

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    02 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Shane Hollander has a map to Hamunaptra, a brilliant mind for dead languages, and a best friend who just stole the key to one of the greatest secrets of the archaeological world. What he doesn't have is a way across the desert.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov: a cynical ex-Legionnaire with a lethal reputation, a criminal record, and a smirk that makes Shane want to punch him or kiss him—or perhaps both.

    Together with three mysterious "lost" explorers who are far more dangerous than they let on, they embark on a race against time, ancient curses, and the ruthless ambition of Roger Crowell. Shane is looking for history; Ilya is looking for a payday. Neither of them expected to find each other.

    (aka: Heated Rivalry, but make it cinematic masterpiece The Mummy)

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    30 Apr 2026

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.

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    27 Apr 2026