9 Works by faeeebaeee

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    After Russian rising star Ilya Rozanov outshines him for the leading man role in 2011's hottest romcom, up-and-coming actor Shane Hollander battles to become Hollywood's newest IT boy.

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    3/?
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    12
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    33
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    7
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    Ciphers and fires and jewel heists, oh my!

    Fill for JanAUary Day 26: epistolary - heist - EMT/firefighter.

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    1/1
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    It's their one year anniversary and Ed is determined to make it a day worthy of all the love he and Stede carry for one another. But how does one express all the thanks and love that Ed holds in his heart? The plan, naturally, starts with marmalade. Very quickly, though, the plan evolves into a silky purple number. It's a conversation he and Stede have had before but never followed through on. He won't be expecting that now, will he?

    It's tactical genuis.

    For Kinktober Day 3 - Lingerie/Rutting/"You're so wet for me."

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    1/1
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    14
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    166
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,497
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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    118,107
    Chapters:
    90/?
    Comments:
    2,685
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    4,155
    Bookmarks:
    1,133
    Hits:
    130,798
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    Stede Bonnet is tired of ‘What If’s’. What if he’d realised he was gay sooner? What if he’d defied his father, and refused to marry a woman he barely knew? What if he hadn’t settled down in the suburbs, but had escaped to the cabin in the woods he’d always fantasized about; living off the land and enjoying nature? What if Stede Bonnet, freshly single after an amicable divorce, chased down his wild, lumberjack, rough man carpenter dreams?

    In the wise words of one Mary Allamby-Bonnet: All we have is this one life. We have to try, don't we?

    Edward Teach lives his life through a series of ‘What If’s’. What if he abandoned his life in New Zealand? What if he bought a local bar in middle-of-nowhere Minnesota on a whim? What if life stopped being so fucking boring?

    What if he could just… begin again?

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    English
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    32,609
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    85
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    290
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    89
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    5,608
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    Ton sweethearts Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet exchange letters in the lead up to Valentine’s Day, 1819.

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    English
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    2,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    957
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    Ed discovers a particularly interesting new item of clothing.

    And he finds them on Stede Bonnet’s shapely legs.

    Language:
    English
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    2,323
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    5,114
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    [an ofmd smau sequel] Several months after the events of Edelweiss, Stede is left (still) picking up the pieces of his ruined life in the aftermath of the ‘airport incident’. With the closure of Blackbeard’s, Ed (and Ed’s floristry business) has gone underground, avant-garde and invite only—working almost exclusively with celebrities, A-list socialites and business moguls under the moniker ‘The Kraken’. Stede chases down a phantom, while the crew recover from losing their jobs and being abandoned in New Zealand.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,140
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    645
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    8,945
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    [an ofmd smau] Stede fulfills his lifelong dream of opening a tattoo studio (despite constant pushback that he just isn’t cut out for the lifestyle) and Ed (famous celebrity florist and notorious tattoo haver) catches wind of an interesting parlor opening nearby.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,168
    Chapters:
    55/55
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    621
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    9,932

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