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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dirk likes to think himself an expert at problem-solving. This does not extend to cute alien dudes who share his every interest or his own absolutely bonkers ineptitude at flirting.

    Somehow, he still manages to work it out.

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    10 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    An offhand comment of Dave's leaves him sandwiched between Sollux and Karkat to prove a point. Unfortunately for him, trolls are much stronger than humans and these two in particular are easily distracted around each other.

    Fortunately for him, choking on tentacle dick is neither just nor heroic.

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    28 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    For this prompt:

    "What we've seen of the Amporas indicates that they're pretty needy, and for Cronus in particular, I imagine that he loves to lay back and let himself be worshipped and feel like the center of his partner's universe. He seems to think that ALL attention is good attention, and he can never get enough. In that vein, I think he'd love being pushed to his absolute physical/psychological limits, since that means his partner's undivided attention is on HIM, seeing just how much he can handle and pushing him even harder. In relation to Kankri, it'd be great to see him as intensely needy, but devoted. I'm open to various Kankri interpretations, but it'd be nice to remember that he's had a vow of chastity going on for a while, but he's still new to the sex thing and it makes him nervous. Heck, it could even be firmly asexual Kankri making sure his partner is satisfied in whatever manner seems most appropriate to you!"

    I muchly hope this satisfies! :)

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    30 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Never, ever presume to label and dissect me again with your misguided, bulge-brained idiocy again! Really, Cronus.”

    “You notice howv scared you are right nowv?” He asks you casually, leaning in. “I can hear your heart thumpin’. Isn’t it interestin’ howv everythin’s up for debate except your ideas?”

    You always forget he’s not nearly as stupid as he lets you all believe.

    In which Cronus asks the hard questions and Kankri suffers.

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    03 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Another story in which John Egbert underestimates the sensitivity of troll horns. You should reely read it. ^_^

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    05 Apr 2026