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    slowburn speedrun enemies to ??? old men yaoi in hell edition

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    @maironcore on twt 30/06/2024: the most unrealistic thing about my krkr fics actually is that they both made it off the whale alive

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    mahito: you said how i got your address? don't even worry about that bro

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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    “Where’d you go?” Daniel asks into the quiet. It takes Armand a beat too long to realize the music has stopped. He can’t remember when that happened.

     

    He exhales, watches the light hit the smoke and get tangled up in the haze of the room. The window is open, the night so calm that there’s no wind to stir the air. Traffic is the soundtrack to their days, their nights. As familiar as Daniel’s heartbeat. If Armand turns his head, presses his ear to Daniel’s thigh, he will hear it loud and clear pumping blood through Daniel’s femoral. City sounds echoing through his veins, heart sounds echoing through the streets.

     

    He isn’t sure if Daniel means to ask where Armand’s mind has gone this evening, or where he’s been these past weeks.

     

    Either way, “Too far from you, beloved.”

     

    “Fuck you for that,” Daniel says.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    some of the best prose i have ever read on this goddamn website holy shit

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    “I’m sorry you were burdened out of spite,” Louis replies in that pained, tormented tone that Daniel has come to associate with him. “I shouldn’t have left you alone with him.”

    So, Louis has managed to turn Daniel’s vampirism into yet another thing he can feel guilty about. Daniel loves the guy, but God, he’s such a Catholic. Whatever. Louis doesn’t know shit.

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    What Daniel got up to after he hung up from his vampire call with Louis; Or, Love-not-Spite Propaganda

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Armand picks up the bag and upends it over the bed; he picks out the antibiotics and deposits the eight boxes in Daniel’s lap.

    “What the fuck…”

    “These are all different — which ones seem best suited to your predicament?”

    “Predica— oh my god, man, you can’t be for real!”

    Armand frowns. “Daniel, please. This is serious.”

    “I mean… it’s really not.”

    “Blood poisoning is, in fact, extremely serious, beloved. Now please, tell me, which of these should you take?”

    “Uh, these are all pretty strong, I don’t need any of these.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “It’s not healthy to take antibiotics for no reason!”

    Looks like Armand will have to crush the pills into his food.

     

    Or: Armand, the plagues and the wonders of medicine. And Daniel. So much Daniel.

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    01 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Five minutes later, it’s immediately clear this isn’t working.

    “This isn’t working,” Daniel says, and Armand snaps, “I heard you the first time.”

    They’re wrapped up together in bed. Daniel has his head pressed to Armand’s bare chest, Armand’s strong arms encircling him, their legs tangled together. It should be perfect.

    The only problem: Armand is fucking freezing.

    OR: Daniel’s in Calgary reporting on the ‘88 Winter Olympics when the heat goes out in his motel room. Warmth seeking activities ensue.

    (companion piece to the “kiss me through the vampire phone”-verse but doesn't require reading the rest of the series!)

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    23 Dec 2025

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    It’s just - anticlimactic. New York Times Bestselling Blue Balls of a conclusion to the Armand of it all. He can picture the pierced graduate students at his indie bookstore readings now; their dubious, unsatisfied frowns of so, what, he just sat there? And you just left?

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    21 Dec 2025