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A magnet to me by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
24 Apr 2026
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(Matt and Jay mistake a popular night club for a cult. A plan formulates. They think taking molly is part of an initiation ritual. Matt gets more outgoing, but Jay just really wants his hair played with. Back-alley hand stuff.)
“No. I want it.” Matt’s voice has dropped. “Give it. Fucking give it to me.” Matt sounds more like he’s fighting over the wicked transparent N64 controller than a load of cum but who cares? Not Jay, clearly.
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14 May 2026
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the current of your dare by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
12 May 2026
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They stay on the roof until it’s dark, passing a bottle back and forth and sucking up the warm air until it runs cold. They turn through the book like it’s an ancient tome, touch their fingers against scribbled names in pencil until they smudge. Staining their fingers with something almost holy. Matt imagines a sort of sacred ritual: they cut their palms, press them flat to the pages, and then the sky opens up and angels sing their praises to the booking agents of venues all over town. Nirvana the Band will play the Rivoli, and here is the proof, written in blood, right next to Vince Valence’s chickenscratch.
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Matt and Jay have the booking book. They celebrate. (Naturally.)
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13 May 2026
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It feels less like sex with a girl and more like just two buddies? Hanging out? By frotting against each other? When he's hanging onto Matt's every word like he is right now, it's hard for Jay to keep lying to himself about it.
Matt and Jay try to fuck. Jay's already scared of the after, of when the daze fades and of being made to choose. Matt helps him take his mind off of it.
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10 May 2026
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shock, shift and shake off by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 May 2026
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“My mind is a black box, even to myself.” He shrugs.
“You’d tell me though, if something was super fucked up?” Jay says, letting go of him.
“You know me, man. If something was even a little fucked up, you think I’d shut up about it?”
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Contact! (He's the Shaker, Baby) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 May 2026
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Fic title from The Leanover by Life Without Buildings
A look through the years at how actual filmmaker Matt Johnson and actual composer Jay McCarrol continually attempt to stuff their ever-evolving relationship back into its platonic confines.
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“You familiar with the Beatles, Bird?”
“Am I familiar with THE Beatles?”
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“Hey. Stay still.” Jay said, very matter-of-factly. He rested his head down once more, and actually closed his eyes. There was something serene about it, something that made Matt feel more comfortable somehow. Here, in the closest he’d ever come to sex so far, he was under no obligation to perform. No eyes were on him, no cues were being taken from him, not even the gaze of the guy who had his fucking dick in his hand would rest upon him. Matt knew Jay was too high to have done that intentionally, but part of him wondered whether it was a subconscious choice. If he really did know Matt that well, to know that he wouldn’t be able to let go of himself with an audience.
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02 May 2026
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getting the band back together by Winsomenotions
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
29 Apr 2026
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web-series era, battle of the bands episode
gone wronggone rightgone sexualalternate ending"You really think I wouldn’t do it?” Matt said.
“I’m just saying, it’s all well and good for you to say it now, but if shit were to really go down—” Jay stopped mid sentence as Matt slid off the couch and kneeled down on the floor in front of him. It was always a pleasure to see Jay dumbfounded, to see a cocky grin wiped off of his face, to see him realize that he was dead fucking wrong and Matt was right.
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29 Apr 2026
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“Plan,” Matt exclaims as he bursts down the stairs. “Plan, plan, really good plan. Really fucking good plan, Jay.”
Jay, who had been half asleep on the couch, blinks awake. He had been dreaming. They had been on a picnic in the park. It was empty save for the two of them and, actually, maybe they were in a meadow. There were flowers everywhere and they were sharing a big sandwich, and Jay was wearing a — huh. Matt stands on the couch over him, a foot on either side of his body, and Jay watches as he writes in big letters: Dress Plan. And then underlines it a few times.
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28 Apr 2026
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i’ve always been a lady’s man; i don’t have to brag by tvgirlfan
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
26 Apr 2026
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jay has to help matt get dressed during his fit of temporary blindness and he is. just Super Normal about it.
basically the events of that episode except if they were gay and horny
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26 Apr 2026
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when are you gonna take off your pants (like everybody else does, everybody else does) by amoebaguy
Fandoms: On Cinema (Podcast)
15 Oct 2025
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For the first time in a while, Ayaka and Tom Cruise Jr. are out of the apartment.
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22 Apr 2026
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never quite as it seems by SeashellBo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Sep 2025
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Matt says some things to Jay while coming out of anaesthesia after emergency surgery.
Jay has a gay panic while he's caring for Matt.
No one communicates properly.
Misunderstandings abound.
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21 Apr 2026
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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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21 Apr 2026
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Jay keeps bringing various different dates into their apartment and Matt is like "wtf??" because he always ends up hearing them make love in the other room. Matt kind of likes it though because he's lowkey freaky like that and Jay is too bc he's really doing this for Matt.
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13 Apr 2026
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i'm in your city, can you show me around it? by accoutrement
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Apr 2026
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"How are you, Bird? It's good?"
"Yeah." His hairline and the divots of his collarbone are shining. The inner corners of his eyes. "Good." He swallows, and Matt watches his Adam's apple working. "I'm glad this is with you."
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- Part 3 of the door you run through
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12 Apr 2026
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could ruin everything, could make me somebody new by accoutrement
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Mar 2026
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Through everything, there's an overlay of I want to take his hand, that's so stupid. It's dark here, he could kiss me and nobody would have to know. Is he rough with himself – would he be rough with me? Could he be loud for me? Could I shut him up? It makes Jay feel like looseleaf paper falling out of the sheaf, mixed up with no context, can't figure out where anything gets put back.
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- Part 1 of the door you run through
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12 Apr 2026
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nirvanna the band the fake relationship by Winsomenotions
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Mar 2026
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Fake dating your friend can be a kind of plan.
aka Jay’s mom comes to visit for the weekend and Matt does something incredibly stupid.
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12 Apr 2026
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you already know me, use me backwards to try it out by cortamambo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Mar 2026
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The burning in Jay’s face is enough to make him itchy. He can’t identify the emotion behind it. It’s indignation and it’s mortification and it’s a new word ending in -ation no one has ever felt in history before called ‘Matt is talking about having a shitty girlfriend and that’s me’. He keeps his tight fists at his sides and his jaw clenched and Matt holds his gaze but he breathes like Jay just sent him for a race. And maybe Jay wants a race now.
It's 2008. Matt's a little bit drunk. Jay's a little bit high.
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11 Apr 2026
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sexual awakening and its discontents by Winsomenotions
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
01 Apr 2026
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Matt walks in on Jay getting blown (on accident–and the rest isn’t his fault either). (web-series era!)
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Processing was not going well. In fact, processing had become a bit of a problem for Matt. Ever since he’d walked in on that blow job, his mind had become completely inundated with sexual thoughts of Jay. Every inch of his brain space, even inches that he needed for serious things, had suddenly become dedicated to obscene images of Jay. Gay, sexual images of Jay. It was absurd. It was like his brain had been hijacked by very gay, very sexual terrorists.Bookmarked by floatytext
10 Apr 2026
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Twin Flame by looseends
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
09 Apr 2026
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Jay was having trouble adjusting to the present.
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10 Apr 2026
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Matt always pulls Jay around.
Jay can't help but push back.
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07 Apr 2026
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I've Been Denied (All The Best Ultrasex) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
23 Apr 2026
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As I've said many a time, webseries Matt and Jay know what sex is but just don't have it. However, Vice show Matt and Jay have no idea what sex is and are having it all the time. The term for without sex we have landed upon is ultrasex, because of that one MSI lyric, which this fic is also named after. Thanks.
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“You said don’t move.”
“Well, I- ! I mean, yeah I guess I did but- I mean you, you didn’t think to come find me? You didn’t think I might be dead and- and, and choking and dead? I mean, fuck, or at least get bored sitting here all, all alone by yourself? Bird?” Matt said, furrowing his brow at his bandmate. Jay only fidgeted with his fingers and looked away, a redness rising to his face. A slow realization dawned on Matt.
“Did you really sit down here for an hour just because I told you to?” Matt asked, incredulously.
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The catalyst? Jay follows a request a little too closely and Matt will not stop making fun of him for it.
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06 Apr 2026