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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    In which the Vampire Armand wants to ask Daniel Molloy on a date but keeps biffing it so badly he has to mind wipe him and start over until he can get it right.

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    Armand accidentally 50 First Dates Daniel

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “I said I’m fine, Alice,” Daniel snaps, and time itself grinds to a halt.

    Not literally. Ha. The things you have to specify with vampires. Daniel wishes he could laugh, but the sound is stuck somewhere in his throat, along with his heart. Now, of course, his hand chooses to be perfectly still.

    Why the fuck did he say that?

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    daniel keeps slipping up and mistaking armand for his ex-wife and the more he looks back on his memories, the less reliable they get. he's pretty sure he married alice molloy, but how do you marry a woman who apparently never existed?

    armand is armand about it.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    “You once asked me if I wanted to hear your story. Is that offer still on the table?”

    “What part of that sentence —said in the circumstance it was— did you not regard as predatory, Daniel?”

    “Oh, no part of it, but you already fucking killed me, so I figured I’d ask again.”

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    30 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    I recently watched the new movie, and just needed him to get a good ending, and since I'm a fan of angsty gay romance, I gave our dear creature a vampire lover.
    Hope you enjoy

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    26 Nov 2025