9 Works by formaldehydes

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    fiona never thought she would grow to love her annoying little brother, but she did. their life was almost perfect in the idyllic welsh countryside. a house by the shore. that is, until eli begins to have strange premonitions.

    an exploration of an alternative universe in which eli clark and fiona gilman are siblings.

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    English
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    3,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    85
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    “I don’t think she’d go to heaven.”

    “Any particular reason?”

    “I don’t know. I like her less than the last person we saw.”

    At that response, Jerry huffs out a laugh.

    “Aesop, you have to have a good reason. God doesn’t send people to eternal damnation, just ‘because’. What else?”

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    an exploration of aesop's childhood, and a game that he used to play with jerry after church.

    Language:
    English
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    1,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    270
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    Eli had never realized he was human. The possibility had always slipped past him. After all, he lived like a bird in a cage, a cherished play thing. A well used tool.  Only useful, never really alive. You could crack him open like a fortune cookie and see what he said on the inside- but, at least for now,  he was far too precious to be broken.

    So, instead, he was kept in. He had an entire wing of the castle to himself, a courtyard filled with beautiful flowers from countries he'd never hope to visit, fine silks that shimmered like the surface of a sunlit pool, the adoration of an entire court and its queen- but, if you had been born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you wouldn't realize that it was any different from pewter.

    Silk and cotton, flowers and weeds, glass and diamonds were all the same to him. His life had always been enough for him. Perhaps, one day, he'd be able to lie down in that garden of his and die contented, lacking nothing. 

    Only because he’s never realized that he’s wanted something more. 

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    a tragic little elisop oneshot, more details about this inane au in the notes.

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    English
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    1,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    405
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    in which eli bugs aesop while he's trying to get some work done, in an attempt to get him to relax, and gets way more than he bargained for. or rather eli takes the long way to getting the strap and gets edged for like an hour instead of just asking directly to get dicked down

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,941
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,590
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    eli is an unwilling vampire, and aesop is a willing hunter. the world is cruel, precisely because people can't seem to understand each other, but perhaps they can come to see each other eye to eye.

    heed the warnings, please! perhaps more to be added as the story goes on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,094
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,393
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    "Brooke Rose, you're-" The words dry up on his tongue. 

     

    Aesop stood in his black striped pajamas, disheveled. A coat was thrown over his shoulders. Brooke Rose was perched on his shoulder, and it felt like betrayal.

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    brooke rose finds her way to places and people she shouldn't be with

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    389
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    "The supervisor said that the AC won't be sorted until tomorrow." 

    "I thought they were going to get it fixed today." The couch squeaks as Eli sits down on the end of it. Aesop nudges him lazily with his foot. Doesn’t even bother to open his eyes. "Go sit on the other couch."

    "Mhm, I thought so too. But they said that the central air company was charging too much, they’re negotiating prices for the sake of the tenants, etcetera, etcetera." Eli moves closer to him, making room for himself on the couch, pushing Aesop’s legs aside in the process. “Interesting that you think you get to make demands when I pay half our rent.”

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    aesop fakes retrograde amnesia and gets totally dunked on while suffering heatstroke by one eli clark

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    312
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    eli has a bad day and goes to have a little chat with aesop. a very short lil elisop drabble

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,192
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    andrew longs for escape, sickened by his gilded cage. he summons a demon to grant his wish - for a price.

    aka a very transparent excuse to make them BONE (said in the fashion of that one clip of brooklyn 99)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,253
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,073

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