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happiness is longing for repetition by formaldehydes
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
24 Jul 2022
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fiona never thought she would grow to love her annoying little brother, but she did. their life was almost perfect in the idyllic welsh countryside. a house by the shore. that is, until eli begins to have strange premonitions.
an exploration of an alternative universe in which eli clark and fiona gilman are siblings.
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“I don’t think she’d go to heaven.”
“Any particular reason?”
“I don’t know. I like her less than the last person we saw.”
At that response, Jerry huffs out a laugh.
“Aesop, you have to have a good reason. God doesn’t send people to eternal damnation, just ‘because’. What else?”
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an exploration of aesop's childhood, and a game that he used to play with jerry after church. -
out of all the things i can't have, it's you that i want the most by formaldehydes for tragicperformer
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
06 Jan 2022
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Eli had never realized he was human. The possibility had always slipped past him. After all, he lived like a bird in a cage, a cherished play thing. A well used tool. Only useful, never really alive. You could crack him open like a fortune cookie and see what he said on the inside- but, at least for now, he was far too precious to be broken.
So, instead, he was kept in. He had an entire wing of the castle to himself, a courtyard filled with beautiful flowers from countries he'd never hope to visit, fine silks that shimmered like the surface of a sunlit pool, the adoration of an entire court and its queen- but, if you had been born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you wouldn't realize that it was any different from pewter.
Silk and cotton, flowers and weeds, glass and diamonds were all the same to him. His life had always been enough for him. Perhaps, one day, he'd be able to lie down in that garden of his and die contented, lacking nothing.
Only because he’s never realized that he’s wanted something more.
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a tragic little elisop oneshot, more details about this inane au in the notes.
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- Part 3 of scrapbook
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in which eli bugs aesop while he's trying to get some work done, in an attempt to get him to relax, and gets way more than he bargained for. or rather eli takes the long way to getting the strap and gets edged for like an hour instead of just asking directly to get dicked down
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you don’t love me in a way i understand by formaldehydes
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
26 Dec 2021
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eli is an unwilling vampire, and aesop is a willing hunter. the world is cruel, precisely because people can't seem to understand each other, but perhaps they can come to see each other eye to eye.
heed the warnings, please! perhaps more to be added as the story goes on.
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this is just a collection of my shorter stories, instead of having them all be posted in one work. though. technically i guess this should be a collection? but :) its okay. whats done is done
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that the only reason the figurative walls of Woe-upon-Eden, a quaint little town nestled in one of the shallower Cumbrian valleys through which the river winds on its way north, are yet to fall is that everybody’s favourite doctor resides west, whereas the town’s only funeral director hangs his hat east of Eden.
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18 Mar 2025
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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).
Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.
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26 Oct 2023
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sing me your lies, sweet songbird by tragicperformer
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
08 May 2021
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Eli Clark, for all he is, has always been weak.
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13 Jun 2021
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Life is fleeting; death is absolute. Aesop knows this better than anyone. So he ought to have known, that the semblance of safety presented in Eli’s arms would be illusory.
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- Part 1 of his faith
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03 Apr 2021